Warning Labels

[Annsheree]

"For external use only" - on a curling iron

"Do not use orally" - on a toilet brush

"Do not use for drying pets" - on a microwave oven

"Caution: remove infant before folding for storage" - on a childs stroller

"Do not use orally after using rectally" - on a thermometer. ROTF TOO FUNNY

"Do not iron clothes on the body" - on an iron

WELL I MUST SAY THERE ARE SOME WEIRD WARNING LABELS AROUND ROTF
gotta run later all, take care
Ann

[Sue]

That certainly conjurs up some painfull images, and I know they are true as well. So funny /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bounce3.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bounce3.gif

[Sue]

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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8.It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.


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[una]

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I LOVE IT!!!!!!

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You did such a wonderful job creating the Beer Truck Sue....

[Sue]

Hello Una.... /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif

No I didnt do it, that was how I got it and thought it was very clever myself. Some clever people out there hey?

Have you had a good day?

[una]

Hello Sue,
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My day has been pretty average, Doing the tea cooking thing at the moment, Its a good thing the computer is it the kitchen eh? /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
How has your day been?

[Sue]

My day was good, went out with my baby brother (he is a man but still my baby brother)shopping and looking at pet shops and visiting. Casinoing tonight, first time in a long while so hope it is a good night too....

Catch you later Una. Take care.

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[Admin1]

Hmmmmmmmm. Casino. There is one in Cairns????