View Full Version : Sentence Word Game
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 07:29 PM
Sue's suggestion...and a good one. You complete the sentence from the previous post and start a new one.
Sue's start was:
Was walking through the forest and what did I see...
My reply:
a big black bear scratching a tree.
"Where oh where have my....."
have my earings gone..
While I was cooking tea.....
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 07:35 PM
....a walrus ate my cookpot.
I was walking through the....
airport hurrying to catch my plane. (I beleive Qantas has done away with business class seats on some flights)
The boss called me into his office....
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 07:42 PM
..because he was too lazy to throw his own computer out the window.
How many times have I told you.....
to put the toilet seat down. /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
My Mum came around today and got up me for...
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 07:49 PM
....leaving the toilet seat up. /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
I asked my dad for a light and he....
passed me a Lite Ice.
No. 1 son asked, Mum why do ..
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 07:56 PM
... I HAVE to get married to this one??!!
When in doubt.....
head for the hills.
There was a knock on the front door, I went to see who it was
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 07:59 PM
...and there was a gnome fresh from the garden.
If at first you don't succeed....
cheat off the bloke beside you.
My car broke down on the way to work and as I reached for my phone
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 08:14 PM
...all the horses jumped out from under the bonnet and galloped away down the road.
I was singing along to my favourite song when..
I realised someone had left the speaker phone on.
Had my feet up on the desk and the boss....
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 08:29 PM
...came in and accidentally sat on them.
You know you are having a bad day when...
even the cat scratches you.
I was standing in line at the supermarket..
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 08:46 PM
...when I realised I had forgotten to put my trousers on /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
I was eating dinner..
and that damm cat flew up on the table and nicked off with me steak.
Picked up the fork and was chasing the cat....
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 09:08 PM
...and tripped over the carpet, stabbing myself with the fork.
picked myself up off the floor and...
that damm cat was long gone.
Went to cook myself another steak and this time
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 09:36 PM
... a fishing line came sailing through the open window, the hook snagged my steak and it was gone!!!
I gave up on the steak, and.....
thought forget this I having pizza.
Ordered the pizza and when the delivery guy
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 10:02 PM
...arrived, HE tripped over, spraying my pizza all over me.
I rang the pizza store and....
they said another pizza would be made straight away but I would have to pay.
Not meant to have dinner tonight so may as
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 10:10 PM
...well fire up the computer, kick back and play my favourite Pokie Magic game.
Of course, when I turned on the computer...
that damm cat came back and took over the computer chair.
As I dragged another chair over..
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 10:15 PM
...I noticed that the feature had started without me.
As the first set of spins in the feature started...
the door bell rang of course, perfect timing.
It was the pizza delivery boy...
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 10:23 PM
....who made sure he didn't trip over anything this time.
It was a shame he didn't see the cat, because...
(Hey Sue, I guess nobody noticed my idea about betting using Pokie Magic games....*sigh*).
on seeing the open door the cat let out a squeal and took off in a flash through the door.
The poor pizza guy..
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 10:28 PM
...jumped about six feet straight up and landed on his ar..um, rear.
My pizza...
oh dear sailed out of the box and landed on the lounge.
Decided to go without any dinner..
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 10:43 PM
...because at this rate it would be breakfast time before I got to eat anything.
I went back to the computer....
and discovered that the free spins on Lucky Stars had all been spun.
Now where is that damm cat
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 11:10 PM
...hiding now that it has been scared half to death??
Later I went to bed and... /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shh.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shh.gif
Annsheree
16-04-2003, 11:36 PM
...tried to get some nookie.
Instead i was in total shock to find.....
Spyone1 (Greg)
16-04-2003, 11:47 PM
...the cat had dropped a litter in my bed.
I cleaned up the mess and....
Annsheree
16-04-2003, 11:58 PM
then went and had a vomit. ROTF
Went outside to walk it off.....
Annsheree
16-04-2003, 11:59 PM
(ok im no good at this game, i had to change my reply three time so it wouldnt be dirty ROTF)
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 12:07 AM
....and tripped over the poor pizza delivery boy who was lying unconscious at the bottom of the stairs.
Picked the poor guy up off the pavement and...
(LOL Ann, you....dirty??? nah, wouldn't believe it. *grin*)
Annsheree
17-04-2003, 12:13 AM
OMG didnt realise the cat had scared him so bad that he had also wet his pants! ROTF
Heard the phone ringing, ran inside to answer it ......
(pssst haha me yep my mind is always in the gutter /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif)
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 12:18 AM
..but when I got to the phone it had stopped ringing.
So I swore at the phone and.....
(join the club. I have to look WAY up to see the gutter lol).
Annsheree
17-04-2003, 12:23 AM
then pressed * 10 # to see who had called me.
Soon as they answered i started cursing at them only to find....
(ahhh there is life in the gutter with me, welcome greg ROTF. belive me someone can say the most innocent word and im giggling at the dirty side of it)
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 12:25 AM
...I was cursing at my mother-in-law.
I asked why she was ringing...
(cool. I do that all the time. It's about time someone else with a "tarnished" halo joined the team!!).
Annsheree
17-04-2003, 12:31 AM
she said she forgot to put out the trash, and wanted me to come do it.
my mother in-law is a tough one, had to think of an excuse so i told her.......
(Tarnished?? hell mine is stuck together with duct tape ROTF, last post for me tonight, nite greg..hugs /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif)
Ann
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 12:33 AM
...that she had caught me with my pants down literally.
She spluttered a bit and hung up, so I.....
(gnite Ann, *hugs* and /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissing.gif goodnight. Sleep well).
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 07:52 AM
threw back my head to laugh and walloped it on the bedhead
Grabbing my aching head I .......
got up to get some panadol,
On the way to the bathroom cabinet I....
Hi Una /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif
tripped up on that cat again.
Scrambled up searching for the Panadol when..
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 06:18 PM
...I realised the chair I was standing on had wheels.
I started to fall backwards....
Hi Una, Hi Sue /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif
and ended up on my other end (rear) in the tub. Oh dear what a night. I wonder if I should name that cat Garfield.
Finally found my pills and swallowed them with
Hey Greg, how's things /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 06:28 PM
...a stiff dose of Scotch, and I dont care what the doctor will think.
Once I had done that I went back....
Not bad Sue. At work. How are you?? /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif
back to bed and the land of nod.
I dreamt I was an angel /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel2.gif
Im good Greg.
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 07:31 PM
...with wings of shimmering gold.
I thought I was hearing the choirs of angels when...
That's good. Good news about Bunny Bucks!!
instead I woke and it was that cat was on the pillow beside me demanding to be fed.
Yikes I had slept in, flew out of bed...
I reckon
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 07:37 PM
..and tripped over the cat as it ran out for food.
I am REALLY starting to wonder if I should...
if I should get a puppy something else for the cat to pick on.
The cat must have read my mind as it was
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 07:55 PM
...sitting there looking completely innocent. As if!!
I looked in the local paper...
, called the local Rspca shelter I was told to come down after 4.00
They were all soooooo cute, I couldnt
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 08:00 PM
...decide which one to get.
So I put the cat in the cage....
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 08:08 PM
to see which pup would give it the hardest time
When suddenly
Howdy all
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 08:12 PM
...all the pups except one cowered back into the corner.
The one pup not hiding...
Hi Tanya /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 08:14 PM
raced over to that darn cat and latched onto its ear
With that the cat then
How's it going Greg /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 08:19 PM
...tried to lick the poor pup to death.
I guessed they liked each other so...
Good thanks, and you??
Oh, the news is Bunny Bucks is VERY soon!! /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hurray.gif
so now I knew that cat just needed a mate.
So at the start of a new day I awoke to a strange site
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 08:25 PM
...of my antisocial cat actually cuddled up to another creature.
Of course, I had.....
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 08:25 PM
I took the cat cat and a pup home with me.
But on the way home .......
Not bad still a bit stiff and sore but hey I still here.
WHEN I can't wait
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 08:30 PM
oops. overlap, two answers. I'll follow on from yours, Tanya.
...the pup got out of the travel box.
He climbed across my lap and....
As early as tomorrow!!!! (possibly).
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 08:33 PM
promptly peed
So I
sorry was exploring
Good
Hi again Sue /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif
tossed em both out the back yard and changed my gear.
Got out the new digital...
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 08:40 PM
...camera and snapped a shot.
Just as I pushed the button, though...
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 08:44 PM
lap counter to see how many times the cat bathed the pup 72
Then the doorbell rang so I
Bang, crash.
decided to ignore it, didnt want visitors.
I stayed out in the yard taking
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 08:56 PM
..pictures of my washing hanging on the line.
Unfortunately, the cat decided just then...
I know, Tanya and I keep running into each other.
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 08:58 PM
in the sun but a large bird flew over head and blocked out the sun.
I decided then to not take chances and went to get ......
I never did have good timing You go first
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 08:59 PM
...an umbrella.
But the cat had....
OUCH!!! Tanya, we have to stop running into each other. *grin*.
had enough of play and was back meowing for tucker.
Crikey then the pup
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 09:14 PM
..decided that he was hungry and headed for the cat tucker.
Oh dear, the cat really....
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 09:21 PM
went right off seems it will share anything except food.
The pup put its tail between its legs and took off into
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 09:22 PM
...my bedroom, of all places.
Of course the kittens were there, and....
the pup soon was snoozing with the kittens.
What a site to behold
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 09:41 PM
.. a pup surrounded by little kittens.
Then, of course, the CAT had to come in and...
the kittens all lined up to be fed.
Poor little pup
This is just the longest story, but ah who cares. Everyone else must be out enjoying themselves. /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dance.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party2.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cheers.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dance.gif
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 09:46 PM
I thought we were as well /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party2.gif
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 09:48 PM
I thought so too. I imagine that Peta will join in later on, and of course Ann doesn't usually get on until midnight or thereabouts, sometimes later.
In the meantime, we can partay without them..
/webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bounce3.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bounce3.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party2.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party2.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party2.gif
Ah but we are good little vegemites and not spending any money, Greg is actually earning it. Hey you got a cushy job Greg.
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 09:52 PM
Yeah, it has it's moments. There are downsides though.
I am in a room with no windows, two doors, it measures about 15 metres by 7 metres. We are in that room for 12 hours. Just two of us on night watches, nobody else around for at least 700-800 metres.
(No, Ann. Behave!!!!! *grin*)
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 09:58 PM
Yeh behave Ann /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/poke.gif
snicker snicker hehehe /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shh.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shh.gif
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 10:02 PM
LOL. I managed to have a chat with Ann last night. I am positive that she would find SOMETHING naughty to comment on about being stuck inside a room for 12 hours with someone else.
If I got it wrong and you are offended, Ann, I apologise unreservedly and take it all back.
But I don't think I got it wrong. /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif
Tanya did you see Greg's God name game in this forum? Too good for little ol me, but you may know some. /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cheers.gif
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 10:18 PM
No I did not see it where is it and I give it a try I'll try anything twice
In this forum, click on Welcome at the top left hand side of the page, just like you find the Just a thought one. It is way too hard for me. Good Luck!!!!
Buttonpusher
17-04-2003, 10:44 PM
Found it
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 10:48 PM
Just thought you might want a challenge, Sue.
/webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Of course, it isn't a really popular field....only a few people would be interested in mythology, I guess.
Gee thanks Greg. Hope Tanya or maybe Admin can play your game as I dont have the where withall. sowwy
Spyone1 (Greg)
17-04-2003, 11:10 PM
LOL.
Don't be sowwy....get even!!!!! *grin*
Annsheree
18-04-2003, 12:10 AM
a room with no windows, two doors, it measures about 15 metres by 7 metres. We are in that room for 12 hours. Just two of us on night watches, nobody else around for at least 700-800 metres.
(No, Ann. Behave!!!!! *grin*)
ROTF me offended? hell now /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif soon as i read that i was thinking firstly...is the other person male or female??...then hmmm no windows huh....thinking maybe that room contributes to why you have 7 kids HEHE HAHA oh and i though i many things you could of been doin in there too but think thats best kept for a stick mag or sumfin ROTF
oops is my mind in the gutter again? /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif the duct tape thats holding my halo together must be comming undone again damnit.
Oh yeah Hey everyone /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif
Ann
Spyone1 (Greg)
18-04-2003, 12:14 AM
LOL. Hi Ann. You WOULD post just as I am about to logoff. Gives me a reason to hang around now.
The other person is usually male (and No, strictly hetero).
Did you notice Admin is back....and a POSSIBLE release for Bunny Bucks is today?? (given that it is now after midnight!!).
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