Memory!!

[Sue]

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon." I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!"



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[Sue]

Rather ironic after my recent effort with the radar gun:

A middle aged man bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down
the road, pushed it up to 130 kmph,and was enjoying the wind blowing
through his (thinning) hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car
behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no
problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at
over 210 kmph to escape being stopped.
Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this
kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited
for the Police car to catch up with him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the
driver's side. "Sir my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday
the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."
he man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran
ff with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."

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