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Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of
the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When
the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck
it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called
the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls
out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried
about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of
his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy
gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and
the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I
reached for my wallet...... What could I do????
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum
and grabbed the eighty bucks.
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Annsheree
30-04-2003, 12:45 PM
ROTF /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3rofl3.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3rofl3.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3rofl3.gif omg sue LOL
hmmmm yeah id prolly do that hehe and i rekon you would too sue /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
PSML I haven't laughed this hard in ages PSML
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A tad naughty this one...poor little kid
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell" and you say "ass."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step.
The mom locks him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
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Spyone1 (Greg)
01-05-2003, 03:18 PM
Oh dear....
This is a true story.. It makes you think about just how perceptive your children really are!!!
A couple decided, before they got married, that they would never fight in front of their kids.
They got married, had a boy and a girl. Whenever they had a disagreement in front of the kids, they used sweet light voices and called each other endearing terms like sweetie and honey and such like.
One day, the girl, now four, started screaming in the bedroom. The mother rushed in, to find that the boy, now five, had punched his sister smack in the nose.
The mother was about to whack the boy, when he turned around and said:
"But Mummy, she called me "darling" first"!!!!!
Buttonpusher
03-05-2003, 07:54 AM
Taught a lesson
After my accident it didn't take Thomas [4 at the time] long to figure out that Mum could no longer chase him when he gave cheek or did something wrong, until the day I was teaching him to use a stockwhip he gave a mouthful and took off CRACK fair on the butt he has never tried it again even 18yrs later.
Now he just pats me on the head and say Don't worry mum [what's he think I am blood Buddha]
Wow bet that stopped him in his tracks, hehehe can just imagine his surprise.... Obviously learnt his lesson well though clever kid hehehe /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crackwhip.gif
Spyone1 (Greg)
03-05-2003, 08:14 AM
LOL. I dunno Sue, if you had a stockwhip cracked around your /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/moon.gif you would learn pretty quick too!!
Morning Greg, oh yes I think so too. Although my little precious pups probably would have hidden the thing from me. They are clever little darlings tooooo /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/16wink.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/16wink.gif
Spyone1 (Greg)
03-05-2003, 08:25 AM
Morning Sue. Just a quick visit this morning, but I will probably be online tonight.
Is young Admin okay? Haven't seen him around for a couple, wanted to make sure he was all right!!
Yeah he is fine, just having some trouble with phone line etc..but still here /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/16wink.gif watching over us with that polished up big stick /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hairaiser.gif
Spyone1 (Greg)
03-05-2003, 12:20 PM
Damn...
I mean...that's good. *grin*
He certainly was on the ball with the registration codes, but then he mentioned something about a new role. Got me wondering. As Tanya said last night to me."how do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
Admin is stretching it as long as he can!! *grin*
Spyone1 (Greg)
03-05-2003, 02:14 PM
Ok...what is this?? I start posting and everybody nicks off!!! *sob*
Must be my charming personality and good looks.
(oh, and Dragon, you shuddup!! *grin*)
Was just cruising around Greg, are you at home? Shouldnt you be sleeping. Have to work tonight dont you?
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Spyone1 (Greg)
03-05-2003, 02:19 PM
Yes, I'm at home.
KIM is sleeping. Cause Christopher won't....I can't!!!
I'm not going to wake Kim up so I can get some sleep. I will survive. And yes, have work starting 7pm tonight.
You have to check out my new avatar Greg, there are some really cute ones on the board now. They make it so much better I think.
Spyone1 (Greg)
03-05-2003, 02:28 PM
LOL. I'll pay that one. The kitten is really cute.
I suppose I couldn't be bothered...besides, I would have to track one down...I wonder if there is an avatar of Secret Squirrel anywhere. LOL
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