Solve It T4

[Blanche]

Good on Ya OL knew you would get one right :thumb: :thumb:
:dance: :dance: :dance: Only the easy ones:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Spyone1 (Greg)]

Stars??

[Fuchsia]

yawns

[Blanche]

Fantasies:D

[Lady Bump]

Stars??

Thougt you were tired greg


"Runs over fields and woods all day
Under the bed at night sits not alone,
With long tongue hanging out,
A-waiting for a bone."

[Spyone1 (Greg)]

Thougt you were tired greg


"Runs over fields and woods all day
Under the bed at night sits not alone,
With long tongue hanging out,
A-waiting for a bone."

Yup, I am.

I would guess shoes of some sort......

[Bugs]

A cat :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Smart :butthead: :10tantrum

Why do witches fly on brooms?

[Loopy]

cause they can't drive:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Can if they are on a broom, but ding dong youre wrong:lmaoblue:

[Loopy]

they like the wind in their hair:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: cheap way of blow-waving the hair:brow:

[Bugs]

because witches are used to riding brooms
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Hopeless already:hyper:

[Dragon Lady]

dog??

[Lady Bump]

Why do witches fly on brooms?


Thought cat would be more the go:3rofl3: :3rofl3: Way off track with this one:dance:

[Bugs]

They would'nt fly on vacuum cleaners would they( June was just doing the vacumming so I thought that would be right)
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Blanche]

To make a clean get-a-way:3rofl3:

[Dragon Lady]

Sorry - got to learn how to play this one - just a bit behind.

for a quick getaway

[Lady Bump]

They would'nt fly on vacuum cleaners would they( June was just doing the vacumming so I thought that would be right)
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:


Hope June slaps you silly for that answer but Ill give it too you.. Its because the vaccuum cord isn't long enough



Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

[Blanche]

The drunk - other three don't exist:lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Sleep done you the world of good:!ban_danc now on youre bike:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:




I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?

[Dragon Lady]

the day after

[Lady Bump]

No jelly bean for you:w7:

[Dragon Lady]

calendar

[Lady Bump]

Nope

[Bugs]

Any black jelly beans left for me
:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Depends how long it takes you to work this one out:D

[Bugs]

A dictionary
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Dragon Lady]

Think you might have won the cigar with that answer - sounds feasable

[Lady Bump]

A dictionary
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:


Yep and think Im gonna have to go for an easy one to confuse you:grin:


Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?

[Dragon Lady]

A bike rider :lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

get outta here:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Dragon Lady]

A bird

[Lady Bump]

Nope

[Bugs]

I'll think about that one while I'm away paying our rent

[Dragon Lady]

a fish with legs

[Lady Bump]

Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?


:dance: Knew Id bring you to a halt:3rofl3:

[Sleuth]

A Kangaroo:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Gawd :bangy:

[Bugs]

Gee Julie You make'em hard to work out.
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

No this is easy you would use it every day, well If all you tell us is true anyway:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Bugs]

Any clues

[Lady Bump]

Just gave you one

[Blanche]

A surfer??:lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Wake up Ol youre dreaming:D

[Bugs]

Need another :lmaoblue:

[Blanche]

Wake up Ol youre dreaming:D
Thought Lester was:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Bugs]

Not asleep here
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?

[Bugs]

a wheelbarrow
:thumb:

[Lady Bump]

:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: yep

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?

[Loopy]

a shoe:D

[Lady Bump]

No;)

[Blanche]

A chain smoker:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

getting that bad are you:D NOPE

[Blanche]

A record player??:w7:

[Lady Bump]

ding dong youre wrong:D

[Blanche]

ding dong youre wrong:D
Dang it!:lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?


This is really simple easier than the mozzie question:lmaoblue:

[Blanche]

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?


This is really simple easier than the mozzie question:lmaoblue:
:cuss: :cuss: :bangy: :bangy: :bangy: :bangy: :bangy:

[Blanche]

A BELL !!:hyper: :hyper:

[Lady Bump]

You did well:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:




What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What is it?

[Kitkat]

teeth:MISSIN~18

[Blanche]

The Latin language?:!!!icon26

[Lady Bump]

teeth:MISSIN~18
May as well go for tonsils as well no where near the answer:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Kitkat]

teeth have roots you can't see - and stop growing after a while:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Blanche]

Is mine so bad I don't even get a Nope:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Fuchsia]

poles

[Lady Bump]

Is mine so bad I don't even get a Nope:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

Yep:D

[Blanche]

Yep:D
I just knew that!!!:lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What is it?

[Blanche]

The tooth fairy :shrug: :15dunno:

[Lady Bump]

Would have a job trying to carry off a tooth that big:laughing:

[Kitkat]

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What is it?


my credit card bill:grin:

[Lady Bump]

:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: Nope

[Kitkat]

Ms Bump it's time for a clue:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Dirt :D

[Kitkat]

is that a clue or a new riddle:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Loopy]

mountain

[Lady Bump]

Half a jelly bean for that answer :D


Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?

[Blanche]

Put it out of 'arms way:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Logical but a simpler answer required:lmaoblue:

[Blanche]

A karate chop to the neck!:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Calling the RSPCA now:hahaha:

[Blanche]

The horse thought"'ear,ear, this looks dicey":lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Youll get ear ear in a minute:lmaoblue:


Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?

[Blanche]

Stopped bouncing?:!!!icon26

[Lady Bump]

Nope

[Blanche]

The horse could now hear the car?:hurray:

[Lady Bump]

So why did it stop

[Blanche]

So why did it stop
Didn't want to end up in a can of Pal:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Tis a simple answer:lmaoblue:

Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?

[Blanche]

Tis a simple answer:lmaoblue:

Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
Fell off!!:lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Reckon that would have made the horse keep going myself:D

[Blanche]

Horse could hear horn??

[Lady Bump]

read that wrong:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

NO

[Blanche]

read that wrong:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

NO
:lmaoblue: Not sure you should be in charge of this thread:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Blanche]

The horse could hear the car needed a service:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Was it a Colt:lmaoblue:

NO

[Blanche]

You said it was a frisky horse!!