View Full Version : Solve It T6
Lady Bump
05-11-2005, 08:37 AM
What happens to the duck who flies upside down?
Blanche
05-11-2005, 11:58 AM
He'll never land on his feet:hyper: :hyper: Suppose I have to wait until the wedding's over before I get feedback:3rofl3:
Blanche
05-11-2005, 12:16 PM
He'll never go in feet first:3rofl3:
Blanche
05-11-2005, 12:17 PM
He'll crash in on the experience:hyper: :hyper:
Blanche
05-11-2005, 12:19 PM
He'll moon the sun:3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Blanche
05-11-2005, 12:25 PM
He has to fly flat out:hyper: :hyper:
Blanche
05-11-2005, 12:40 PM
His bill is sky high:3rofl3:
Blanche
05-11-2005, 12:43 PM
He needs a quack
Blanche
05-11-2005, 12:53 PM
He makes a goose of himself:3rofl3:
Lady Bump
05-11-2005, 01:04 PM
You came close with one answer :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Blanche
05-11-2005, 01:22 PM
You came close with one answer :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Well, say which one :3rofl3: :3rofl3: Know you are gonna disappear again so give me somethin' to work with:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Lady Bump
05-11-2005, 10:27 PM
That would be too easy:16wink:
Loopy
06-11-2005, 05:52 AM
The duck flew upside down cause he felt like it:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: and he wanted to see the clouds and sky... not the earth........:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:
Loopy
06-11-2005, 05:52 AM
He lost his bearings:brow:
Loopy
06-11-2005, 05:53 AM
The electro-magnetic of the earth went hay-wire:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:
Lady Bump
06-11-2005, 06:45 AM
Nope:MISSIN~18
Blanche
06-11-2005, 07:38 AM
That'll be it Les! You've run me down again:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Lady Bump
06-11-2005, 07:53 AM
yep hes done it again:hyper:
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
Loopy
06-11-2005, 08:06 AM
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
He had a different surname......:hyper:
Kitkat
06-11-2005, 01:52 PM
He was a Mormon:MISSIN~18
Loopy
06-11-2005, 04:36 PM
A man of many talents...:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:
a minister
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 07:01 AM
All wrong as usual:MISSIN~18
Blanche
07-11-2005, 07:08 AM
All wrong as usual:MISSIN~18
I was so sure Les was right I stopped trying:3rofl3: :3rofl3: Is Michigan relevant??:MISSIN~18
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 07:09 AM
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
To early for hints:MISSIN~18
Blanche
07-11-2005, 07:16 AM
It was one women with three names:MISSIN~18
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 07:23 AM
no split personality or kinky stuff with this answer
Hint: Its simple:laugh:
Blanche
07-11-2005, 07:26 AM
no split personality or kinky stuff with this answer
Hint: Its simple:laugh:
:3rofl3: :3rofl3: It was a woman with two children:MISSIN~18
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 07:28 AM
don't think that would be allowed youd be locked up for life here:lmaoblue:
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
Blanche
07-11-2005, 07:34 AM
don't think that would be allowed youd be locked up for life here:lmaoblue:
How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
:3rofl3: Run out of ideas, but I do know he's a glutton:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
It's part of his job - he's a justice of the peace.
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 07:37 AM
Hes not you know.. I said its simple:MISSIN~18
Blanche
07-11-2005, 07:43 AM
He had three ceremonies of different religions (same woman ):hyper:
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 07:45 AM
nothing so complicated:!!!!yello
Blanche
07-11-2005, 01:32 PM
Right - there's a Michigan State, a Michigan Lake and a Michigan City - got to have something to do with it:3rofl3:
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 01:38 PM
How did Mark legally marry three women in Sydney, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
not a single thing:MISSIN~18
Blanche
07-11-2005, 01:42 PM
How did Mark legally marry three women in Sydney, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
not a single thing:MISSIN~18
Gotta be clue time now:3rofl3:
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 01:46 PM
How did Mark legally marry three women in Sydney, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
Hint: How did Sue legally marry three men in Alice Springs, without divorcing any of them, becomming legally seperated, or any of them dying..
Blanche
07-11-2005, 02:04 PM
:3rofl3: Calling Sue - how did you do it?:3rofl3: More importantly, why did you want to??:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 02:08 PM
:3rofl3: Calling Sue - how did you do it?:3rofl3: More importantly, why did you want to??:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:
Wasn't referring to our Miss Sue but know a few members who could do this:brow:
Kitkat
07-11-2005, 05:52 PM
He is a marriage celebrant???????
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 06:08 PM
No have we got some of those on the forum..:hyper: why wasn't I told
Kitkat
07-11-2005, 06:54 PM
weren't you married by one yesterday to the Chief:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 06:56 PM
:irked: :10___butt
Kitkat
07-11-2005, 06:59 PM
Did you catch the red-eye express to Michigan:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: I hear you can have 3 husbands over there.
No exchanges or refunds necessary:MISSIN~18
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 07:02 PM
How did Mark legally marry three women in Sydney, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
Hint: How did Sue legally marry three men in Alice Springs, without divorcing any of them, becomming legally seperated, or any of them dying..
Kitkat
07-11-2005, 07:04 PM
Sue and Mark married each other in 3 different countries:12cheer: :12cheer: :12cheer:
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 07:33 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Loopy
07-11-2005, 08:09 PM
How did Mark legally marry three women in Sydney, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally seperated, or any of them dying?
Hint: How did Sue legally marry three men in Alice Springs, without divorcing any of them, becomming legally seperated, or any of them dying..
you tell me and we will all know:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 08:31 PM
How did loopy legally marry three men in Waipu, without divorcing any of them, becomming legally seperated, or any of them dying..
I'm getting confused here...wasn't it Ms Bumpy that married 3 in Tasmania
:D :D :D :D :D
Lady Bump
07-11-2005, 09:02 PM
Actually I was just reading back through some answers and lester had crept in under cover of darkness and answered right yet again:thumb: He was "a justice of the peace"
The king dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be his long-lost son. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right age, height, coloring and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One man agrees to the test while the other flatly re-fuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who re-fused is correctly identified as the rightful heir.
Can you figure out why?
Blanche
08-11-2005, 08:45 AM
It's not gonna be DNA test is it!! May as well just ring Lester and get the torture over:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Lady Bump
08-11-2005, 08:57 AM
:3rofl3: :3rofl3: no not dna testing
Blanche
08-11-2005, 09:07 AM
Very suspicious of this re-fuses bit!! Not sure how to interpret it yet:3rofl3:
Lady Bump
08-11-2005, 09:09 AM
Thats the key:MISSIN~18
Blanche
08-11-2005, 09:21 AM
AHA!! knew it!! :3rofl3: I'm always helping Les out:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Blanche
08-11-2005, 09:26 AM
The stupid imposter didn't stick his finger in a light socket did he:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Lady Bump
08-11-2005, 09:31 AM
Les is off looking for the answer:3rofl3:
Blanche
08-11-2005, 09:52 AM
The Royal family were electricians:3rofl3:
Lady Bump
08-11-2005, 12:05 PM
May have been:15dunno:
Blanche
08-11-2005, 01:32 PM
The king dies and two men, the true heir and an impostor, both claim to be his long-lost son. Both fit the description of the rightful heir: about the right age, height, coloring and general appearance. Finally, one of the elders proposes a test to identify the true heir. One man agrees to the test while the other flatly re-fuses. The one who agreed is immediately sent on his way, and the one who re-fused is correctly identified as the rightful heir.
Can you figure out why?
He used a hyphen like a true aristocrat:hyper:
Lady Bump
08-11-2005, 05:59 PM
:smirk: Nope
Loopy
08-11-2005, 06:03 PM
The true son... wouldn't know what to do if he went off to prove himself:MISSIN~18
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 06:28 AM
No:D
Blanche
09-11-2005, 10:29 AM
Rightful heir has a speech impediment, just like his father:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
Spyone1 (Greg)
09-11-2005, 12:13 PM
I've heard this one before.....sowwy Julie!!
The test proposed was a blood test
One of the men agreed
The other one refused
The one who refused was a haemopheliac (if that is the correct word....he was one of those people who cannot stop bleeding) and it was THAT that identified him as the rightful heir.
Blanche
09-11-2005, 12:17 PM
I would never have gone there Greg. You just saved me 50 posts!!:3rofl3:
Spyone1 (Greg)
09-11-2005, 12:20 PM
I would never have gone there Greg. You just saved me 50 posts!!:3rofl3:
:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:
You are welcome.
If I hadn't heard it before, nor would have I. It isn't something you think of.
(well, might have suggested a blood test, but wouldn't have been able to come up with a reason for the one refusing being the rightful dude :3rofl3::3rofl3: )
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 01:19 PM
sure Ol was glad that one was solved anyway:3rofl3: :3rofl3:
We are little creatures;
all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
and the fourth is boxed within .
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.
What are we?
Kitkat
09-11-2005, 04:59 PM
carbon atoms:headscrat
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 06:15 PM
Nope I wouldn't put something so hard up:smirk:
Loopy
09-11-2005, 06:26 PM
sure Ol was glad that one was solved anyway:3rofl3: :3rofl3:
We are little creatures;
all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
and the fourth is boxed within .
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.
What are we?
Do these creatures have legs????:MISSIN~18
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 06:30 PM
If you look down you will see one very close:!!!!yello
Loopy
09-11-2005, 06:32 PM
If you look down you will see one very close:!!!!yello
:8Funny_po :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 06:36 PM
Whats Funny:MISSIN~18 I was giving you a hint :smirk:
Loopy
09-11-2005, 06:39 PM
looking down and all I see is keys on a keyboard, cup of coffee and a plate of ice cream.... and a pic of Me:MISSIN~18
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 06:40 PM
and hairy legs:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Loopy
09-11-2005, 06:42 PM
and hairy legs:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: nope shaved them to day... all ready Saturday night.....
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 06:43 PM
:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: nope shaved them to day... all ready Saturday night.....
Too much info... I was giving you another hint:3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Loopy
09-11-2005, 06:58 PM
Air:16wink:
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 07:28 PM
Nope
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 07:52 PM
eh!!:3rofl3: what are you on lester
on a high Nine Julie:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:
Lady Bump
09-11-2005, 07:55 PM
And youre right as usual
I can be long, or I can be short.
I can be grown, and I can be bought.
I can be painted, or left bare.
I can be round, or square.
What am I?
Loopy
10-11-2005, 03:55 AM
And youre right as usual
I can be long, or I can be short.
I can be grown, and I can be bought.
I can be painted, or left bare.
I can be round, or square.
What am I?
Piece of wood
Kitkat
10-11-2005, 08:36 AM
A tree:MISSIN~18
Kitkat
10-11-2005, 08:37 AM
A Fence
Lady Bump
10-11-2005, 08:46 AM
Nope:MISSIN~18 to all answers
Loopy
10-11-2005, 10:05 AM
fingernails????:16wink:
Lady Bump
10-11-2005, 10:09 AM
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul.
What am I?
Loopy
10-11-2005, 10:16 AM
heart
Lady Bump
10-11-2005, 02:25 PM
:MISSIN~18 Nope
Kitkat
10-11-2005, 02:46 PM
shoe box
Lady Bump
10-11-2005, 02:54 PM
Bigger:!!!!yello
Kitkat
10-11-2005, 02:57 PM
how do you know I don't have big feet:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Lady Bump
10-11-2005, 02:58 PM
Spy Cam:brow:
Kitkat
10-11-2005, 03:00 PM
:hairaiser :hairaiser :hairaiser :hairaiser now that is scary:3rofl3: :3rofl3:
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.1.4 Copyright © 2012 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.