On the Box

[Lady Bump]

Check the voice out on this 11 year old

this girl can sing ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqs_-Jj1ul4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqs_-Jj1ul4)

[Ewok]

Incredable voice

[Lady Bump]

I only reach those notes on rare occasions:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

I only reach those notes on rare occasions:3rofl3:

And only through your bottom !

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[Lady Bump]

Googling earth again Macoz:smirk:

[Macoz]

Googling earth again Macoz:smirk:

Don't need to see.....I heard you !

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[Lady Bump]

Just think macoz we can sit down here of a night now and pull all the shows apart:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Yes will be a lot of fun Bumpy....when are the Idol auditions !

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[Patrick]

Yes will be a lot of fun Bumpy....when are the Idol auditions !

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Already been to Tassie:D

[Lady Bump]

Looking forward to our next border security show actually:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Ah yes .....that show is one of the best on tele

Got a fresh set of rubber gloves Bumpy ?

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[Lady Bump]

Its a date for tomorrow night then:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

I do not know how the immigration staff keep a straight face

Macoz would roll on the floor laughing at the travellers

Who's date Bumpy ?

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[Patrick]

Just see you with rubber gloves on with a sniffer dog by your side and standing next to sign on door "INTERRIGATION & STRIP SEARCH"

[Lady Bump]

Tuesdays of course macoz:laughing:
Not sure if max is fully trained yet:hahaha:

[Macoz]

Can just imagine you going through one of those inspections Bumpy ?

But you are not allowed to smack immigration officials in the mouth

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[Lady Bump]

Now youre definitely giving everyone the wrong opinion of me:smirk: Im actually quiet shy and not say boo to a goose:!!!icon27

[Macoz]

[quote=Im actually quiet shy and not say boo to a goose:!!!icon27[/quote]

Yeah I know......you prefer to decapitate it and roast it !

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[Lady Bump]

Yes usually go for the throat first:hahaha: Ill admit that:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Immigration Official : Bend over Bumpy :jab: :butthead:

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[Lady Bump]

:cuss: :o:

[Macoz]

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Wonder what they will find ?

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[Lady Bump]

Tune in tomorrow night sure to get your answer:hurray:

[Jarmodi]

what a fantasic voice

[Sue@Home]

Great show love the dogs

[Macoz]

Well Bumpy ...we have some fine specimens on Border Security tonight .....Credit Card man is in deep doodoo !

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[Lady Bump]

Im going with the fellow carrying birth control pills, hes suss:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Im going with the fellow carrying birth control pills, hes suss:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:


Yeah lets bet just where they are going to look for more examples !

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[Lady Bump]

Mum packed his bag:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Some lovely old lady somewhere will now be having her bottom examined !

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[Lady Bump]

Youre up macoz:hurray: frisk search:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Credit Card man has me worried Bumpy.....hes definately up to no good...your shop (The Black Rose) wouldn't even accept credit cards with no numbers on them !

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[Lady Bump]

:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: bet hes got more stashed in those smoke packets:laughing:

[Macoz]

Get a look at the woman....

No food ....No ....no food....can you eat .....yeah yeah ...can eat but no food

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[Lady Bump]

Well hes definitely the Marlbora man 1300 smokes:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

$350 fine

:hurray: Good job customs......now a cavity search and tax all of those ones too

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[Lady Bump]

Stiill trying to work out .. why the birth control pills:hahaha:

[Macoz]

I reckon that woman from China Air should be made to eat every bit of that :2dung: she has brought in.

And then told....no food...no wowwy

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[Lady Bump]

If it goes in the mouth its food:laughing:

[Macoz]

What a clown

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Gee I thought they would send that ex-con back.

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[Lady Bump]

yes a bit lenient, sure if it was on the other foot he would have got sent home to here.. ok now for a heart op:hurray:

[Macoz]

Yeah ...luv this show too.....now what have all these dead:2dung: 's done to themselves ?

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[Lady Bump]

Well a nice hairy chest to start with,, something wrong with his elbow wasnt there.. I missed what they said:laughing:

[Macoz]

That is really pathetic Bumpy......one exposed male nipple and you turn to putty

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[Lady Bump]

Im old :laughing: I'm getting my thrills:3rofl3: :3rofl3: Hell that must have hurt.. he passed out:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Well Macoz would have passed out much earlier

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[Lady Bump]

Yes when it happened and woke after it was put back in its joint:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

And I had been sent home

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[Lady Bump]

This little girl is smart:3rofl3: :3rofl3: Hey is that you macoz after comming of your bike:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Very funny

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[Lady Bump]

Made a mess of his foot, Ive decided to give up bike riding now:)

[Kebab]

give up i thinki will quit before i start

[Lady Bump]

:laughing: already taken the wheels off mine:14clap: wont be tempted now:smirk:

[Jarmodi]

:laughing: already taken the wheels off mine:14clap: wont be tempted now:smirk:lucky he wasnt injuried more, how was the little girl with the bead in her ear and pea up her nose

[Bugs]

The little girl was ok Yvonne

[Lady Bump]

Seems all kids do that at one stage.. know tam poked a button off my dressing gown up jases nose or convinced him to at around age 2, and that required a doctors extraction:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: her explanation to see if it would fit:hahaha:

[Jarmodi]

Seems all kids do that at one stage.. know tam poked a button off my dressing gown up jases nose or convinced him to at around age 2, and that required a doctors extraction:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: her explanation to see if it would fit:hahaha::8Funny_po nom did the same, got beans from her bean bag and shoved 3 up the nose, had to go to the local hospital...:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: all because we were going out and she didnt want to go...

[Jarmodi]

The little girl was ok Yvonneyes saw that les, though she was funny when it came to taking the medicine amazing what a sticker can do to a child..watched the shows at 11.00pm last nite, as jason had taped them for me...

[Michael@ton]

Yeah I know......you prefer to decapitate it and roast it !

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What the goose or the Television :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: , that's what TV's been like of late especially 7, 9 and 10. The other two scrimp home by the width of a hair, not saying what part of the body the hair comes fom as some of us have less than others, as for the digital channels there's only really one ( Channel 31 or 33) the offshute of SBS, the others you may as well be watching the originals except for the clarity.

Anyway what's for tea Julie, just put mine in a jiffy bag!!!! :D :D

[Lady Bump]

Anyway what's for tea Julie, just put mine in a jiffy bag!!!! :D :D
Youre in luck big night tonight ..sure to be leftovers:7weeeeeee

Entree.. Tripe in Cheese sauce.
Mains... Curried Sweetbreads
Desert... Jellied Sago
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[Peter Vic]

Entree.. Tripe in Cheese sauce.
Mains... Curried Sweetbreads
Desert... Jellied Sago


Well, that makes our spag. bol , followed by cookies & icecream look pretty ordinary....
Hope he likes cheese!!

Cheers, Peter.... :!!!!yello

[Michael@ton]

Julie how did you know my mum raised me on cow's stomache, and sago (YUMMY, YUMMY) how can you afford to eat so well and drive that beast, which eats the petrol????????
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[Michael@ton]

One of a handfull, and I have a very small hand that would contain 3 or 4 shows only, of TV shows on commercial TV came to it's series finale last night, Prisonbreak, not as good or as graphic as the one they had on SBS but without that you have to watch some TV, you can't play games all the time, reading is a late night sport, so we're left with watching a couple of shows a week. :!!!icon34 :!!!icon34 :!!!icon34 .

Actually this one was reasonably graphic as well, :boxing_sm :boxing_sm :boxing_sm fights, :5smackbot :5smackbot :5smackbot floggings, even a lost limb or two :fight: :fight: :fight: .

As usual they left us in limbo hoping to draw us back, so they can make money off their advertisers :13bowdown :13bowdown "Please come back".

Anyway I did enjoy most of the episodes as far from the truth as they may have been :headscrat :headscrat :headscrat , but reality TV bites me in the most awkward of places, so I don't watch it, that's why I pay my $0.03/day to have the ABC, they don't stoop that low.
(Let's not forget this is my opinion, written under my own volition, I have not been coherced to write this, it is simply my view on the current state of affairs on TV).

[Lady Bump]

Plenty to watch on the box here, so all boils down to preference..You must have enjoyed prison break to have watched it though... By your avatars I can see your choices far differ from mine, although astro boy did get aired when the kids were younger but that sort of comic/cartoon programme doesnt get the time of day now:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Michael@ton]

My avaters are just a collection of characters out of a show my son watches, Julie, named Pokemon, thus Pocket monster, which is what it stands for.

Gives my son a feel that he is part of my fun, although before PM came along I used to sit through it so I could spend time with my son and understand what he was talking about, it has done it's job and brought us even closer together. So you are definitely right, it is a matter of choices and reasons why we make those choices, I must admit I had to let my "Inner child" out b4 watching said show.

[Sue@Home]

I loved prison break,:7weeeeeee I really enjoyed, plenty of action.:23goodjob specially when they chopped his arm off to get away. Wow seeing him running and in pain. Wow. We need more episodes.:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Lady Bump]

I didnt see that cut comming:hyper: thought maybe the handcuffs would get the chop though:3rofl3: :3rofl3: I suspect the chap on the bike and the one that hid in the horse float will be the only two to get away:!!!!yello

[Michael@ton]

I,m sure although caught , the two brothers will be freed because of the sensation in relation to the killing of the President of the USA and the set up by the vice-President of the death of her brother.

[Sue@Home]

True Micheal, I think you are right can not wait to see what happens.:wave:

[Michael@ton]

Is LILY a cheerleader??? :12cheer: :12cheer: :12cheer: :12cheer:

[Michael@ton]

Jealous of my Avatars are you now Julie, HA HA!!!!!

[Forest Dweller]

I loved prison break,:7weeeeeee I really enjoyed, plenty of action.:23goodjob specially when they chopped his arm off to get away. Wow seeing him running and in pain. Wow. We need more episodes.:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Hey Sue, remind me to never hurt myself when your around...:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Sue@Home]

Oh Sas, It is only a movie it is not real,:8Funny_po if it was real blood, I would make sure I sent for an ambulance to get you to the hospital, I did do my first aid course so may be I could help you, if you were in pain.:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

I watched the Count of Monte Christo, friday night with Guy P. was rather a good remake of that old film.

[Sue]

Yee haa I have finally got some tele channels on my box...been awhile.. :16wink:

[Lady Bump]

:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: What can I say... Congratulation :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Sue]

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Blanche]

Been a bit of a drought in the entertainment area, Miss Sue?:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Macoz]

Yee haa I have finally got some tele channels on my box...been awhile.. :16wink:

Now that would have been a technical feat and a half !

:23goodjob

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[Sue]

Ohhh it was Paul it was.... :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Never heard of it being done before either ?

At least now you should be able to get Big Bro on your box

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[Lady Bump]

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[Macoz]

Must be an awkward viewing experience...looking from up north !

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[Blanche]

Not watching those hairy horror films are you Miss Sue??:lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Macoz]

:8Funny_po :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Sue]

Need a better antenna though...this one is a bit dodgy.....

[Macoz]

Crikey...where are you going to stick that ?

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[Peter Vic]

Crikey...where are you going to stick that ?

What about a set of "rabbits ears" ????

Peter..

[Sue@Home]

Is LILY a cheerleader??? :12cheer: :12cheer: :12cheer: :12cheer: Susan is the :12cheer: :12cheer: :12cheer: The name Susan means a white Lily and I have pure white hair.

[Sue]

What about a set of "rabbits ears" ????

Peter..

Thats what I am using at the moment Peter as the aerial is not the best.. :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Thats what I am using at the moment Peter as the aerial is not the best.. :3rofl3:
We call them Cats ears Miss Sue:w7:

[Sue]

and why is that Ms Bump..

[Macoz]

and why is that Ms Bump..

Because they belong on pussy's

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[Sue]

hmmmmm...no straight over the top... :16wink:

[Michael@ton]

Surely not Miss Sue; Paul's just had a lot of red cordial & you are his target this time!!!!!! Think of synomyns, but you might get cranky!!!!

[Macoz]

I do like red cordial Pocket Monster....

What's your excuse ?

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[Lady Bump]

RATS:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

Hope Sades and sass watch this show, hate for them to be bailed up:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

A usual selection of dead:2dung: 's tonight Bumpy.....Get a look at that lady who is eating as many of those seeds as she can before they are confiscated.

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[Lady Bump]

Dont think any will be searched tonight:) Ive already taken the gloves off:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Well looks like they are crack rats Bumpy

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