Off The Cuff

[Lady Bump]

A Discussion lounge for those longer conversations, or banter sessions.. no hellos required. if the topic is of interest just dive in and have your say:thumb:

[Macoz]

What a nice innovation Bumpy ..... does this mean we can reinvent the wheel here, abuse politicians, crucify the media, and generally cause mayhem ?

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[Lady Bump]

Well thought we did that anyway:laughing: Thought a conversation place a good idea, usually people pop into the lounge and say hello just to let us know they are around but not stopping to chat, this way we can say hello up there without losing the flow of a conversation thats on the go in here.

[Macoz]

Right....now further points of clarification :-

(1) Ok to discuss sports like Ping Pong in here ? :w7:

(2) Movie Reviews ?

(3) Holiday reviews ?

(4) New mouthwash brand ?

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[Lady Bump]

Suppose all those and more:laughing: Usually topics to talk about arent the problem:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

I hear Tasmania is hosting the next World Ping Pong Championships Bumpy.....and your efforts in that area have not gone unnoticed.
Can we expect you up on the world stage ?

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[Lady Bump]

Not a topic Id have started off myself ..but must be a newsleak Ive heard nothing as yet.. and no I wont be batting for Pm team this round too hot at present more a winter sport for me:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Yes ...like in air conditioned pub venues ...Best you just be the ball girl !

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Must say I was surprised to see on tele that the shark attack victim is refusing treatment on the grounds of his faith....Now that's a big call.

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[Lady Bump]

I missed the news tonight.. is this the chap in WA.

[Macoz]

Dunno Bumpy.....perhaps the shark should have done a better job and put him out of his misery.

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[Lady Bump]

He lost a leg if its the WA chap.. must have the faith to make that decision.. he lost a lot of blood from memory.

[Macoz]

Must admit Macoz is not that religeous (yes a big surprise I know) but I am not sure I would want someone elses blood running through my veins....my blood is likely to argue with their blood !

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[Lady Bump]

No that statement wasnt a surprise:3rofl3: :3rofl3: Not saying you have royal blood are you:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Hardly .....but did you see Prince William is ready to tie the knot

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[Lady Bump]

no I missed that as well so whos the lucky girl.. youre full of goss tonight:lmaoblue:

[Macoz]

Well aparently the girl has met Liz and she has said that she is not worried about the amount of trailor park she has in her and ok to have a Buckinghuge Bash at the Palace.

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[Lady Bump]

Shes quiet a good looker too from memory. I rather like william hes down to earth like his mum, so good on him

[Macoz]

Yes but I reckon when they have a kid they will have to return it and ask for another selection. Always happens with the lookers.

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[Lady Bump]

Funny how that happen id better say my parents were ugly about now:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

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Yeah ...Lorna Oz looks like quasimodo

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[Lady Bump]

:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: Hope she hears that one:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: Might tell her tomorrow:lmaoblue:

[Macoz]

I will just tell her you put me up to saying it.

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[Lady Bump]

Shoulders are getting broader by the day, so I can handle it:3rofl3: :3rofl3: back to work for you tomorrow how are you gonna handle that:!!!icon27

[Macoz]

I'm not coping at all !

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[Lady Bump]

Didnt think so Thats why I asked:laughing: well neighbour with the noisy fire alarm is home and hes not made any query on my early morning excursion.. maybe I should have looked for freshly turned turf as well:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Pretty lucky in this neighbourhood...everyone knows they should be seen and not heard.

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[Lady Bump]

According to Macoz's rules.. Bit hard in a crescent to avoid people:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

6 foot fences around the back help a lot I find.

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[Lady Bump]

Referring back to your post in the lounge Ewok,the daily rag suggests 20 houses were lost down Scamander way so far, although the fire dept havent confirmed that number. A very nice little tourist spot for holiday makers/shack owners.

[Forest Dweller]

:thumb: Great idea bumps, wonder how long it will take until it is also over run though... I have trouble keeping up now...can see I will have to retire...:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Hurry and get that day job girl then we'll be chatting all night again...and wont get over run:huge:

[Forest Dweller]

Sounds like a plan, have got a couple of resume's out there at the moment...and also hitting up those I already work for... can only try.

[Lady Bump]

Not sure what sort of work you do as Ive never asked, or what the job positions are like up there. would I get one if I came up:hahaha: No im not too old just yet:grin:

Just emailed you the perfect position

[Forest Dweller]

Office work mainly, but I do anything really...well almost anything (before your mind runs away with your mouth :3rofl3:) And yes, you would get something easy enough.

[Forest Dweller]

Crikey, fat fingers this morning.

[Lady Bump]

You think the worst of me sas:brow: but admit I was daydreaming here about positions:16wink:

[Forest Dweller]

:3rofl3:evil you are....

[Lady Bump]

No:w7: just brutally honest :shh: AND AN ANGEL TO BOOT:whistle3:

[Forest Dweller]

No:w7: just brutally honest :shh: AND AN ANGEL TO BOOT:whistle3:

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[Lady Bump]

GET UP OFF THE FLOOR:grin:

[Forest Dweller]

GET UP OFF THE FLOOR:grin:

Can't, legs have gone to jelly.... :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

18 confirmed houses down the east coast destroyed.. and St mary's is gearing up for a fight to save their town tonight...

[Macoz]

How awful for Tassie Bumpy...The east coast is a patch of heaven ..... unlike the north west coast that is full of hillbillys

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[Lady Bump]

Should have known you'd say that:3rofl3: :3rofl3: wonder you didnt just say one hillbilly:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Nope ... thought I would extraploate and tarnish the whole population.

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[Lady Bump]

Ive got back up on the coast now.... so behave:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Feared for my life in the south west..... you could see curtains move as you walked down the street..... banjos a plenty !

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[Lady Bump]

Very much like brisvegas:3rofl3: Son is down there working at present.. hes usually bored and rang by now... not heard a word since sunday.. do you think I should panic:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

I reckon they have boiled him in a pot and eaten him !

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[Lady Bump]

Ok id better hop in the car and go see:D been damn hot down there as well, with all that bush, bet they are on high alert

[Macoz]

I think they are all high but not on alert !

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[Lady Bump]

You said that macoz not me:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

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The population of Queenstown

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[Lady Bump]

Hope none of the residents are reading this.. I'd have to give them your address if they asked me:w7:

[Macoz]

Just watching an article on defective ipods .....now thats a worry ...I recently bought one and going by the article it is likely to cark it in 6 months.

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[Lady Bump]

Yes saw that and thought of you immediately and of the letters that would be flying is yours carked it:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: Dont let me doen now:laughing:

[Macoz]

Yes well I will be sending a letter to Mr Apple and telling him where to shove his piece of fruit !

Hasn't played up yet but I think I will invest in a latex rubber asbestos lined cover for it and stuff it with cotton wool for good measure

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[Lady Bump]

is that Mr Granny smith or mr delicious:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: I can knit you a fur one if you like:3rofl3: Got plenty of time on my hands here:D

[Macoz]

Yes please .... but the damn thing is likely to overheat and explode in my pocket and blow my unmentionables to bits !

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[Lady Bump]

Keep wiggling like that and it wont be long in happening either:D Thought these items were carried in the shirt pocket;)

[Macoz]

No Bumpy ....... radiation would fry your heart silly !

Better to irradiate your child making thingos to save on contraception costs !

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[Lady Bump]

Go for the back pocket macoz that can be stitched if necessary:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Huh ? Please explain !

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[Lady Bump]

Nope not here:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Im sure noone would mind of you take off your mod cap for a minute...please elaborate

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[Lady Bump]

More meat on your:moon: do I have to spell it out:laughing:

[Macoz]

More met on your:moon: do I have to spell it out:laughing:

I see .... I am presuming you are meaning meat ?

Have you opened the butcher shop for trade down here ?

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[Lady Bump]

No Im trying to skirt the issue actually:3rofl3: :3rofl3: I feel myself drowning already:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Come in sucker !

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In recognition of your new shop you have opened down here I am going to call it Bully Bumps Beef

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[Lady Bump]

Well not quiet the name I had in mind.. but have decided to give all my xmas presents from the shelf this year:brow:

[Macoz]

What shelf ?

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[Lady Bump]

Not saying youll have to wait like everyone else.. no clues are available tonight :D

[Macoz]

You giving out your meat for xmas presents Bumpy ?

Hmmmmmm that sounds rude

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[Lady Bump]

Like I said no hints.. youre worse than a little kid:)

[Macoz]

Are you Santas's missus ?

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[Lady Bump]

Well I suppose I am in a way;)

[Macoz]

Bumpy Clause

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Going into the big smoke for a meeting and christmas lunch tomorrow Mrs Clause

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[Lady Bump]

Gonna sit on santas knee are you:D

[Macoz]

Like hell .... i am feeling a seafood lunch coming on ....told boss today I am not going back to work....she advised do whatever you want Macoz....you usually do !

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[Lady Bump]

Well that statement doesnt surprise me, you'll be home by one:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Probably wont even turn up to the lunch

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[Lady Bump]

I was thinking that but didnt like to put ideas into yoru head.. you dont need my encouragement;)

[Macoz]

But I have to go to get rest of arvo off ..... so i might make an appearance then say I have food poisoning.

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[Lady Bump]

You'll be able to go do all your xmas shopping and still get payed for it:dance:

[Macoz]

Yes well I must say the Queen St Mall has been all done up ...some pretty flash stores in there now

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[Lady Bump]

So youve done the pre-season window shopping bit then and know what and where youre going to buy?

[Macoz]

Nope ...not buying anything Bumpy.... I have given Lorna Oz cash and requested she do it for me ..... will be just as big a surprise for Macoz when everyone opens their gifts

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[Lady Bump]

Was waiting for that admission, the mind boggles at the gifts if you started buying:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Yes I would mail order them all from your shop the Black Rose

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[Lady Bump]

Im missing out on revenue then:D damn

[Jarmodi]

dont forget to pop the receipt in the parcels paul, makes it easier for the returns:grin: :16wink: :MISSIN~18

[Kitkat]

.... I have given Lorna Oz cash and requested she do it for me .....

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Macoz, if you are short of ideas of what to buy Lorna Oz, perhaps you can choose a gift from the following. It's my goddaughters birthday on Monday 18th. She's a bit shocked that the presents haven't started to arrive yet so sent me an email of what's on her want list

"I have written a wish list of what i would like as everyone is unsure of what to get me :)

- supre voucher
-cowgirl hat
-summer dress
-soccer ball
-french manicure set (nails)"

how the h*ll she expects to play soccer in a sundress and not break her nails and keep the cowgirl hat on her head, I've no idea:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

Guess when your 15 you can do anything:14clap: :14clap: :14clap:

[Forest Dweller]

Has anyone else noticed (or cares) our lack of Xmas smilies? C'mon Admin, where is your Xmas spirit? Bumpy is in the spirit!

[Ewok]

Referring back to your post in the lounge Ewok,the daily rag suggests 20 houses were lost down Scamander way so far, although the fire dept havent confirmed that number. A very nice little tourist spot for holiday makers/shack owners.

It looks like it has switched down there today and more are in danger. Mother Nature at her finest. 3 states now affected. Makes you feel very mortal doesn't it.

[Lady Bump]

Bumpy is in the spirit!

Yes Im always into the spirit lately :3rofl3: :3rofl3: restocked yesterday:hurray:
Thought Id add that before my little mate macoz flapped:3rofl3:

[Ewok]

Looks like we have another Jack the Ripper...you wouldnt want to be a working girl in Britain for anything at the moment
...better beware Bumpy in the Black Rose :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Just listening to that first off I was thinking ipswich in queensland:3rofl3: :3rofl3: been a few and two more found yesterday:hairaiser
Also watching tv and talking about Irishtown, Its up here in the north west not on the eastcoast.
Turn your sound up email junkies youve got a good one comming:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Plenty of Jack the Rippers in Ipswich Qld too Bumpy.

Gosh I hope none of them are forum members

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[Lady Bump]

Well cant blame this one on old Jack.. bit of coverage on the news here tonight.. Id be hanging up my boots and staying home if it were my trade:lmaoblue:

[Macoz]

Don't you mean hanging up your G-String

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