My Xmas Gift To All the "F" Fans

[Lady Bump]

After Much soul searching, Ive found the perfect gift for all of you in the opposition pits and just to say thanks for another year of great competition and may your spandex turn red:cheers:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/JulieBiffin/tissuebox.jpg

[Macoz]

Rut Roh ....your going to be in big trouble Bumpy.

Love it !

:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

:w7: the perfect gift I thought;)

[Jarmodi]

hmmmmmmmmm thanks..:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3: think santa should pay you a visit....

[Sue]

Bery bery nasty....:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Bery bery nasty....:3rofl3: :3rofl3:

NO JUST THOUGHTFULL:w7:

[Sue]

Now your shouting at me....*sob* where's those tissues again...:3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Finger slipped you big sook:3rofl3: :3rofl3: Id better go buy you another box at this rate:hahaha:

[Sue]

Merry Christmas To My Women Friends

If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do
I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you
And deliver some things just inside your front door
Things you have lost, but treasured before.

I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor,
And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.
Then restore the old color that once graced your hair
Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.

I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted
So things now suspended need not be uplifted.
I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back
Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.

I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin
So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin
You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells
And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells.

No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes
No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose.
Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny
From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny.

You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take.
And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache.
Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid
You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.

I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle
And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.
But alas! I'm not Santa.I'm simply just me
The matronest of matrons you ever did see.

I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got
But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot.
Even though we've grown older this wish is sincere

Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year.

[Lady Bump]

Are you trying to tell me something Miss Sue:3rofl3: :3rofl3: :3rofl3:

[Bugs]

That's cute Sue

[Blanche]

:3rofl3: Brings home how long the wish list is:hahaha: I nominate you for Santa next year Miss Sue:D You'll have to wear red though:laughing:

[Koolicks]

:14clap::hurray::hurray:GO HOLDENS GO :hurray::hurray::14clap: