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Sue
27-03-2003, 07:03 PM
THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the
parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually
counteract each other?

Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives
make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat
more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to
do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the
freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's
wrong with you?

Spyone1 (Greg)
29-03-2003, 02:09 PM
Not only all that...but eating chocolate does NOT cause pimples..

Fact!! /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sue
29-03-2003, 02:21 PM
Yeah and I beleive you too!!!!!

Spyone1 (Greg)
29-03-2003, 02:23 PM
It's TRUE. Honest. Results of a detailed scientific study were released last year sometime....the chocolate companies were over the moon for a while.

Unfortunately, it does still cause other things...like weight gain and other such disadvantages.

Sue
29-03-2003, 09:44 PM
Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rode in the bottom deck of the bus and the blonde
team rode on the top level. The brunette team down below was whooping
it up and having a great time when one of them realized she didn't hear
anything from the blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.

When the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes frozen
in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in
front of them. The brunette asked, "What is going on up here? We're
having a great time downstairs!" One of the blondes said, "Yeah, but
you've got a driver

Spyone1 (Greg)
30-03-2003, 11:23 AM
Oh dear, Sue. I never knew you were a "blondist"

(well, you can have sexist, racist, why not blondist??)

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Symo
30-03-2003, 03:29 PM
You are a very funny woman Sue! /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Saniqua45
06-08-2003, 10:08 PM
i like the blonde one best.