Bumpy From Burnie Belts Out 94000

[Macoz]

Sportsfans, earlier today, the mouth from the south, our very own
renovation queen Bumpy found time in between jobs to belt out
her 94000th post. What she had between her ears when deciding
to join a website to make this many posts no one will ever know but
what a stirling achievement.

With plaster coming out of every orifice, the Bumpy one whilst only
managing to waddle around (yes Bumpy, plaster does go hard when it
dries !) still managed to slip in another 1000 posts between her guest
workmen that seemed to take so long to get any one job completed.
Ms Bump was the perfect host for the tradespeople providing them
with meat sandwiches and a couple of tarts for desert.

It must be said though Bumpy that you not long ago remodelled your
house and questions must be asked do you like having tradespeople
around for company. Your becoming our very own Rose Hancock
building this erection. From a taste point of view Bumpy, mirrored
ceilings and shag pile carpet in bedrooms went out a long time ago.
Funny name that....shag pile carpet.
Anyhoo....that’s all until the big 95 Bumpy.
Well done.
:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Bugs]

Congrats Julie :w7::w7:94000 posts

[Macoz]

Congrats Julie :w7::w7:94000 posts

Don't you mean Bushpig ?

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Youre wrong.. Ive only had one lot of tradespeople in and they had sausage rolls:3rofl3: get your facts right macoz.. thats how rumours start:lmaoblue: and youre right no one has ever asked what I did before Pm.. you may get a surprise actually:grin:
Ta lester

[Kitkat]

Congratulations Julie
94000 posts
a wonderful achievement
from a remarkable person
:3bighug::3bighug:

[Lady Bump]

Thanks Kat but seems Ill have to straighten someones tail out before long:grin:

[Macoz]

Youre wrong.. Ive only had one lot of tradespeople in and they had sausage rolls:3rofl3: get your facts right macoz.. thats how rumours start:lmaoblue: and youre right no one has ever asked what I did before Pm.. you may get a surprise actually:grin:
Ta lester

I doubt that Bumpy....question left though is which tart ?

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[Lady Bump]

If you googled on a regular basis as you often say macoz .. I think you would know that answer without asking:grin:

[Chas]

"Your becoming our very own Rose Hancock
building this erection."

Black Rose Hancock sounds more like it :thumb:


Congrats Bumpy..... Pretty sure all that hot air supplies half of Tasmania's energy needs

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Do you think I should get my own wind turbine as a well:!!!!yello

[Macoz]

"Your becoming our very own Rose Hancock
building this erection."

Black Rose Hancock sounds more like it :thumb:


Congrats Bumpy..... Pretty sure all that hot air supplies half of Tasmania's energy needs

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:


:8Funny_po:lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

I can always clam up you know;)

[Chas]

Do you think I should get my own wind turbine as a well:!!!!yello


Yep..... and a crate of baked beans


:thumb:

[Kaye]

:12cheer::12cheer:Congratulations Julie:12cheer::12cheer:
94,000 Posts
However do you find the time
:w7::7weeeeeee:7weeeeeee:w7:

(Thought your latest Avatar was a clue to your previous career Julie)
By the way - what happened about the honey comp?

[Lady Bump]

know someone who need a good injection of something Kaye... and if he keeps it up he'll get it:16wink:
Second place Im appealing.. the judge was payed off:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Sue@Home]

:party2:CONGRATULATIONS BUMPY:party2:
94000 posts
:14clap::14clap::14clap:
:hurray::hurray::hurray::hurray:
:thumb:

[Kaye]

Oh well, pretty amazing effort to come 2nd I reckon, well done.:party2:

[Lady Bump]

I tried a bribe but too far away to have any effect:3rofl3::3rofl3:
Ta Sue:16wink:

[Fuchsia]

Well done Julie on 94,000 posts.

:dance::dance::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Lady Bump]

Thanks Cheree..:wavey: Youve been busy too I hear:grin:

[Kaye]

I tried a bribe but too far away to have any effect:3rofl3::3rofl3:
Ta Sue:16wink:

Bee-hind the lines ya reckon :lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Judge was:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lizziemaloo]

:Woo Hoo: JULIE 94,OOO:Woo Hoo:
:Woo Hoo:AND EACH ONE A CORKER:Woo Hoo:
:Woo Hoo:WELL DONE:Woo Hoo:

[Ewok]

:12cheer:Great work Ms Bump:12cheer:
Keep them coming Girl
:thumb:
Do you get a pension when you get to the big
100,000 :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Ta wokkie , Joan:kissing:.. no think the pension fund has dwindled now maxie has a wife and kids:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Ewok]

ok..if no pension plan..maybe Big A might share some Turkish Delight with you...really lash out for the occaision :3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Now thats a big ask... cant see that happening either:3rofl3: most likely only get a sniff of a pkt if Im lucky:3rofl3:

[Ewok]

Yeah I thought it was stretching it myself...but thought if I put it in he might take notice .....a subtle :jab:.

[Lady Bump]

youre game Id keep my :butthead:on the seat now if I were you or you might feel:10___butt and get the stack helmet on too he hasnt waved the big stick in a while:3rofl3::3rofl3:Dont think he likes being:jab:

[Ewok]

As if I'm scared :w7:...ok I am ...but he doesnt have to know that :3rofl3:
:jab::jab::jab::jab: As long as God doesnt return ...then I am in trouble:lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Think gods on vacation:3rofl3::3rofl3: Id be more scared of the horny fellow:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Ewok]

Always a threat that one :3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Blanche]

WELL DONE BUMPY ON 94000 BIGGIES:12cheer::12cheer::cheers::cheers: 6000 to go and the Nation gets a Public Holiday:3rofl3::23goodjob

[Jarmodi]

CONGRATULATIONS
BUMPS..

great effort...
keep the posts rolling in
and what did you do before pm ??
:23goodjob:hurray::12cheer:
:cheers::cheers:

[Jarmodi]

actually bumps got the giggles last nite, was watching america chopper, and they are building a bike to be auctioned off here, to celebrate their australian tour, on on the fuel tank, they had cast a map of australia, and the guy who made it, kept asking if tasmania had to be put on , the reply was, according to all the maps yes its part of australia..thought of you straight away....end result map of australia, with tasmania still there

[Dianne W Qld]

:12cheer::12cheer: CONGRATULATIONS :12cheer::12cheer:
JULIE
:hurray::hurray::hurray:
a fantastic tally
94,000
and still counting
:party2::party2::party2:

[Lady Bump]

Do I really get to announce a public holiday Olsen:hyper::hyper: I saw the show vonster and was waiting for the answer too and was ready to send them an email.. dont mind that show:3rofl3::3rofl3:I lost count ages ago Di but macoz keeps me in touch with reality:laughing:

[Jarmodi]

now are you going to tell us what you use to do prior to pokiemagic

[Lady Bump]

Nope:3rofl3: cause I cant remember:laughing:

[Macoz]

now are you going to tell us what you use to do prior to pokiemagic

Store owner Yvonne - BLack Rose (Still has it)

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[Lady Bump]

Sneaky macoz. thought I wouldnt spot you didnt you:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Thought had crossed my mind

:3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

:10___butt

[Forest Dweller]

:12cheer::12cheer::12cheer: Congrats Bumpy :12cheer::12cheer::12cheer:
Always a Treat!
:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

[Lady Bump]

Ta sassy now dont you try licking my cheek:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Jarmodi]

Store owner Yvonne - BLack Rose (Still has it)

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:sounds like a lady of many talents and plenty years of experience:lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Surely you dont believe all the reporter says Vonster;)