Buxom Blonde Bimbo From Burnie Belts Out 95000

[Macoz]

Earlier today, the President Of Black Rose Enterprises
Julie Bump blurted out her 95000th post.....WOW !
With posts coming from every orifice, it is fortunate
Bumpy is not a vampire !. We will have to call her
Bumpy the Deadsh*t slayer.
Yes sports fans we thought she was all clapped out in
the posting stakes however they are still coming thick
and fast like all other things from her establishment.
Bumpy Bits has allegedly discovered a fountain of youth
Elixir by mixing a number of pheromones, hormones and
any number of other moans and groans...Oops I digress
and it isn’t even Sunday in Tasmania.
Congratulations also go to Bumpy bits for finally finishing the
Renovation of bathroom after 39 years. Bumpy decided on
a 1970’s motif with a delicate combination of colours that
include chocolate brown, red and mustard. For those of you interested
Bumpy will be hosting photographers from Worst Homes and Gardens
for an expose in next months issue. Bumpy will be laying naked in a
bubble bath with soap in all appropriate spots. Lets hope the ceiling fan
isn’t too powerful. :3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:
Well onward and upward Bumpy....the big 100k is just around the
corner......Going to be a big night then.
Onya Bumpy
:!biere:

[Lady Bump]

Wrong.. theres no bath.. if you want to see me under bubbles Ill have to go up to the horse paddock as its his watering trough now:3rofl3::3rofl3:
Thanks Macoz..its been a great 4 years:kissing:

[Dianne W Qld]

:party2::party2: Congrats Julie...just what would the post count be if you weren't renovating :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Bumpy .....under Bubbles ?

Go figure.....where's greenpeace when you need them

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[Lady Bump]

:party2::party2: Congrats Julie...just what would the post count be if you weren't renovating :3rofl3:
Scarey isnt it well we'll see after another week.. maybe Ill retire to fool you all:3rofl3::3rofl3: Thanks Di

[Macoz]

I see your taste in avatars is still in your :moon: after 4 years.

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[Lady Bump]

Youve missed the good ones being absent macoz:3rofl3: and theres no ceiling fan its exhaust only so you wanna hope I dont get sucked up:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Dianne W Qld]

I think it's a cute avatar...wish i'd found it first :)

[Chas]

Bumpy .....under Bubbles ?

Go figure.....where's greenpeace when you need them

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:8Funny_po :lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

I figured :thumb:

[Macoz]

Youve missed the good ones being absent macoz:3rofl3: and theres no ceiling fan its exhaust only so you wanna hope I dont get sucked up:3rofl3::3rofl3:

You might enjoy it.

Dianne ...the avatar looks like a tomato on crack.

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[Lady Bump]

He just like to pick on me.. think Ive only ever had one he approves of.. In fact I seem to remember he took to me the first time I posted on the forum ...saying my fluff ball was the worst he'd seen.. so Ive an avatar reputation to uphold:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Dianne W Qld]

Yeh I can't recall him ever liking one of your avatars since I've been here :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Ill have to hunt up the one he liked:3rofl3::3rofl3: I saw that chastity:jab:

[Macoz]

He just like to pick on me.. think Ive only ever had one he approves of.. In fact I seem to remember he took to me the first time I posted on the forum ...saying my fluff ball was the worst he'd seen.. so Ive an avatar reputation to uphold:3rofl3::3rofl3:

Reputation you say ? A rather soiled one after for years of being the queen of Sodom and Gomorrah

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[Chas]

:HMMSMI~19 95000 posts hey....... how many keyboards is that now




Congrats Bumps :thumb:

[Lady Bump]

:HMMSMI~19And who has Soiled:jab:....One person...:soldier: I believe:3rofl3:
3 keyboards chastity :3rofl3:

[Macoz]

:HMMSMI~19And who has Soiled:jab:....One person...:soldier: I believe:3rofl3:

Well I have tried to guide you out of the dark side into a more wholesome individual but alas I have ended up with Dirty Harriet.

Macoz has failed on all counts.

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[Lady Bump]

Noooooooooooooo Im still dragging you.. get it right for once:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Chas]

Well I have tried to guide you out of the dark side into a more wholesome individual but alas I have ended up with Dirty Harriet.

Macoz has failed on all counts.

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Maybe you might have better luck guiding TeamNL from the dark side



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[Lady Bump]

:8Funny_po his Ropes not long enough:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Noooooooooooooo Im still dragging you.. get it right for once:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

Glad you didn't say you were pulling Macoz....that would have added further support to the argument about how tawdry you have become.

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[Lady Bump]

Had to edit myself:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Dianne W Qld]

:8Funny_po :3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Maybe you might have better luck guiding TeamNL from the dark side



:lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

I'd have just as much chance teaching a bunch of pygmies how to program pc software.

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[Chas]

:8Funny_po his Ropes not long enough:3rofl3::3rofl3:



Big ask even from God you think



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[Sue@Home]

Congrats Bumpy, knew Paul would be lurking somewhere when you got close to the...

:party2:95000 posts:party2:

[Lady Bump]

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3: Youve both got me choking here
Thanks Sue:3rofl3: hes got a keen sense of smell it seems:3rofl3:

[Kaye]

:12cheer::12cheer:Congratulations Julie on 95,000 posts:12cheer::12cheer:

was hoping Paul was waiting to pounce
I don't have his vocabulary
and find his posts quite hilarious
:party2::party2::party2::party2:

[Macoz]

Bumpy ...whats that you have stuck up your :butthead:

Your avatar is certainly standing funnily .....more black rose merchandise perhaps ?

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Gee thanks Kate

[Lady Bump]

Well you shouldnt encourage him kaye.. Im a nervous wreck each milestone:3rofl3::3rofl3:

You tell me Mr Merchandise Manager....

[Chas]

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:
Thanks Sue:3rofl3: hes got a keen sense of smell it seems:3rofl3:



The length of time the bathroom renos took may have something to do with it




:lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

Onya Chastity:3rofl3: Ive a sprinkler outside you know and the sea is across the road:3rofl3::3rofl3:Just cant get a good lather up in the ocean though:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

The length of time the bathroom renos took may have something to do with it




:lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

All the talk around Burnie is that she has put mirrored ceilings in the bathroom Chas.

Can't imagine seeing oneself beached in a bathtub. Hope you have no Japanese neighbours Bumpy.

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[Lady Bump]

No bath I said and mirrors are above the shower:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Chas]

No bath I said and mirrors are above the shower:3rofl3::3rofl3:



Enough room for Bubbles ???



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[Macoz]

No bath I said and mirrors are above the shower:3rofl3::3rofl3:

Crikey a standing target for the Japanese neighbours. Oh well they can just pretend your breaching.

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[Lady Bump]

If hes not overweight:3rofl3:
Ill harpoon you in aminute macoz:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

And I must say that mirrored tray in the base of the shower is really poor taste Bumpy.....As soon as you get in, your breakfast will revisit you.

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[Bugs]

Congrats Julie:kissing::kissing::kissing:Been great chatting with you

[Lizziemaloo]

:party2::party2::party2:HURRAY JULIE:party2::party2::party2:

:party2::party2::party2:ANOTHER HUGE MILESTONE:party2::party2::party2:


:party2::party2::party2:WOT WITH PAUL,S MARVELOUS MONOLOGUE:party2::party2::party2:


:party2::party2:AND EVERYONES GOOD WISHES:party2::party2:

:party2::party2:95,000 POSTS IS PRETTY STYLISH:party2::party2:

:party2::party2:IN ANYONES LANGUAGE:party2::party2:

:party2::party2:CONGRATULATIONS:party2::party2:

[Lady Bump]

Who told you tha macoz... or are you googling already:smirk:
Thanks joan its something in the water I think:3rofl3:
Thanks Lester;)

[Macoz]

Who told you tha macoz... or are you googling already:smirk:
Thanks joan its in the water I think:3rofl3:
Thanks Lester;)

I am just trying to think of how it would look.....something like a black hole methinks.

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[Lady Bump]

No plughole is white and QUIET BIG ...and if you keep it up youll go down it head first:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

No plughole is white and QUIET BIG ...and if you keep it up youll go down it head first:3rofl3::3rofl3:

Go down where ? The black hole ?

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[Lady Bump]

Told you it white, dont try and confuse me:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lizziemaloo]

No plughole is white and QUIET BIG ...and if you keep it up youll go down it head first:3rofl3::3rofl3:
:8Funny_po:lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Macoz]

Bumpy ...a question if I may ?

Is your avatar on heat ?

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: :laughing::laughing:

[Lady Bump]

No Macoz...just hot or maybe its a hot flush:laughing:

Would be a sight to see joan:brow:

[Macoz]

A power surge perhaps.

Better not shave in the new mirrored floor shower Bumpy....Can't have a black hole looking like its falling apart.

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[Lady Bump]

Youre like a terrier worrying a trouser leg... just wont let go:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Chas]

Youre like a terrier worrying a trouser leg... just wont let go:3rofl3::3rofl3:



:8Funny_po What.... humping it




:lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue: :lmaoblue:

[Macoz]

Can see the 100 k headline now ....

Black Hole Bimbo Blurts Out 100000

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[Lady Bump]

Youre as bad ....nooooooooooooo hold of it with his teeth..:3rofl3::3rofl3:
Wont happen now Im afraid Macoz.. Im going to go into lurking mode:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Wont happen now Im afraid Macoz.. Im going to go into lurking mode:3rofl3:

And if you think its going to be that tame your kidding yourself !

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[Lady Bump]

I know :3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:I know

[Macoz]

It will be a speech that requires planning, research and a whole lotta thought.

:w7:

[Lady Bump]

well youve got at least 12 months so get on with it:3rofl3:

[Chas]

It will be a speech that requires planning, research and a whole lotta thought.

:w7:




Should be a doosey in that case



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[Macoz]

Bumpy ...I think you are going to get a special letter from the Queen on your 100k post

:w7:

[Lady Bump]

Wonder will I get a telegram from the Queen:hahaha: and not from the Valley either...
great minds think alike Macoz:3rofl3:

[Chas]

Bumpy ...I think you are going to get a special letter from the Queen on your 100k post

:w7:


Queen Willem ????


:smirk:

[Dianne W Qld]

Should be a doosey in that case



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And I'll bet he's already working on it....a masterpiece to outdo all others

[Macoz]

Yeah...Carlotta off Beauty and The Beast will give you one.

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No pressure please .

[Kaye]

But which Queen:brow:

[Lizziemaloo]

No Macoz...just hot or maybe its a hot flush:laughing:

Would be a sight to see joan:brow:
:MISSIN~18 ......:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::lau ghing:

[Lady Bump]

Dont you lot stir him up he takes notes you know:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Im seeing a look back over time in the speech and all those awful gaffs you have made

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[Lady Bump]

Cant think of many off hand... so good luck searching.. youve a few posts to look at:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

I'm seeing a look at your tawdry lifestyle, the Black Rose, Sundays at the Bump Ponderosa to mention a few.

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[Lady Bump]

Suprise me and search out the nice thing:w7:

[Dianne W Qld]

We have faith in you Paul...you'll come up with the perfect tribute :thumb:

[Chas]

I'm seeing a look at your tawdry lifestyle, the Black Rose, Sundays at the Bump Ponderosa to mention a few.

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You forgot Club Ping Pong Paul




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[Lady Bump]

To his liking not mine:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:Like I said Ill be a full time lurker by then so youll be waiting for a few years to see it:3rofl3:

[Chas]

We have faith in you Paul...you'll come up with the perfect tribute :thumb:



Have a feeling it may need to be posted up in AO




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[Macoz]

We have faith in you Paul...you'll come up with the perfect tribute :thumb:

I'll start it in the morning Dianne.

Was a classic with her 69000th post ....that was my best achievement.

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This must top the impact of that one.

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[Lady Bump]

You forgot Club Ping Pong Paul

:smirk:
Thanks for bringing that up chastity .. youre a real pal:hahaha:

[Lady Bump]

I'll start it in the morning Dianne.


Ill arrange with Admin its to be maximum of 6 lines:14clap:

[Macoz]

You forgot Club Ping Pong Paul

:smirk:

:hairaiser How could I forget that.....Bumpy's pelvic floor has never been the same since her staring appearances.

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[Lady Bump]

yep looks like this one will be celebrated upstairs:3rofl3:

[Chas]

Thanks for bringing that up chastity .. youre a real pal:hahaha:




:thumb: Is workcover still looking after Lester



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[Macoz]

II'll have to write two speeches .....one for downstairs and one for upstairs.

Off course noone will be interested in the downstairs one.

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[Dianne W Qld]

Have a feeling it may need to be posted up in AO




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Agree with you there :lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

:3rofl3::3rofl3:I think so but hes been left with a problem.. he hasnt any memory span.. he wanders off all the time:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Chas]

II'll have to write two speeches .....one for downstairs and one for upstairs.

Off course noone will be interested in the downstairs one.

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:



Thats right Paul.....


You better concentrate on the upstairs version


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[Lady Bump]

Well Ive jotted down 3 names so far that wont be getting an invitation to the party:lmaoblue:

[Chas]

:3rofl3::3rofl3:I think so but hes been left with a problem.. he hasnt any memory span.. he wanders off all the time:3rofl3::3rofl3:


:8Funny_po


Shell shot for sure I reckon


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[Macoz]

Hey Bumpy ......

:moon: o

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[Dianne W Qld]

Well Ive jotted down 3 names so far that wont be getting an invitation to the party:lmaoblue:
We can always gatecrash :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

no stray balls ...nothing to do with shells:3rofl3::3rofl3:
Seen that macoz:3rofl3:
So you realise youre one of the 3 Di:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

no stray balls ...nothing to do with shells:3rofl3::3rofl3:
Seen that macoz:3rofl3:

Bumpy had to have surgery after she had a 3 month stint as the star of Club Ping Pong.......she'd walk along and strange things would just fall out.

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[Dianne W Qld]

Yeh...I'm presuming I'm included in that

[Lady Bump]

Yeh...I'm presuming I'm included in that
Well a little backup in my direction might change my mind:hyper:

[Dianne W Qld]

No way...I don't want to get offside with Macoz :3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

No way...I don't want to get offside with Macoz :3rofl3::3rofl3:
Why... hes such a sweet chap, he wont harm you:3rofl3:

[Dianne W Qld]

Don't think I'll take that chance :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Wheres your backbone Girl:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Chas]

Well Ive jotted down 3 names so far that wont be getting an invitation to the party:lmaoblue:




:HMMSMI~19 Team Pigeon members by chance??

[Dianne W Qld]

That's another 3 years down the track yet...not been here long enough :lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

:HMMSMI~19 Team Pigeon members by chance??
Coo Coo.... no at present it C. M & D:3rofl3:

[Chas]

Bumpy had to have surgery after she had a 3 month stint as the star of Club Ping Pong.......she'd walk along and strange things would just fall out.

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:8Funny_po :lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue:


Often wondered what happened to Bumpy's sidekick Sharon


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