Pinch and a Punch 1st Oct

[Forest Dweller]

:15GDAY: Morning Peoples,

Well have everything in its place ready for a great first day to my new job!
Have done the three white rabbits ceremony, got one of their feet :!!!!yello, adorned the red undies...and have the butterflies on standby. Reckon I am in for the best day ever... :14clap::14clap::14clap:

Hope you lot have just as good a day! :cheers:

[Sue@Home]

:15GDAY: Sas and all, Sas good luck today with that new job.
Raining cats and dogs here, well cats anway.. in the door and out the door.
Hubbie is still going to try to work today even though it is raining, he is working in the hills where it is very pretty and they are ruining the area by building big flash homes everywhere.
Good Luck all, from the green green grass of home:wavey:

[Michael@ton]

Very Best of Luck today, you don't really need it as you wouldn't have the job unless you were the BEST PERSON for the position, anyway ALL THE VARY BEST, and are you going to work on that many posts, 1 Shy of the 1st Real Big One, :huge:.

ENJOY your day and with your personality you are sure to get on well with your fellow workers, :w7:, all the Very Best.

Good Morning everyone else, I hadn't forgotten, but it's a real big day for Sassy, but I know she do well, hope the same is to be said about everyone else, well the Taswegians should have been up by now, DS down there, I was told the other day, hope it hasn't affected you too much and that you have all survived , if it's next week then It's Next Week, doesn't make a whole lot of difference, you'll all cope as you have done for years. :MISSIN~18

ENJOY your day and Stay Safe, :wave::wave:. CYA a bit later. :huge:.

Sorry SUSAN, you're too quick on the keyboard for me, THANKS for yesterday, I haven't told anyone HONEST INJUN.

[Blanche]

Morning Sas, Susan, Michael, all:wavey:
Sure it will be the best day ever Sas, can't be anything else with the red undies on!:lmaoblue:Best of luck:thumb:

I heard somewhere yesterday there was a chance of a tsunami hitting Tas....haven't caught the news this morning, but I hope Bumpy isn't riding the surfboard!!

Rain is good isn't it Susan?....need it to keep the green green grass happening:huge:
Might be a spot of shopping here today...just have to find where Viking has hidden his wallet:14clap: Hope everyone kicks off a great October:wave:

[Lady Bump]

Morning people.:wavey:
If It weres daylight savings down here Id have beaten you up monster you read wrong again. Told you a month ago to throw your calendar away..
Now what tsunami Olsen ..dont say Ive gotta put my water wings on:hyper: had the usual thunderstorm last night and wind that blew me away but feet arent wet.. better give me an update while I get under the bed for the board:3rofl3:
Good Luck today Sassy ...Ive got my legs crossed for you:3rofl3:
Enjoy your day folks:cheers:

[Blanche]

Now what tsunami Olsen ..dont say Ive gotta put my water wings on:hyper: had the usual thunderstorm last night and wind that blew me away but feet arent wet.. better give me an update while I get under the bed for the board:3rofl3:
Enjoy your day folks:cheers:
Only heard the one report Bumps...emminating from an earthquake near NZ they said. Guess it saw you were armed with a stick and fizzled out:3rofl3:

[Bugs]

Morning Girls:w7::w7: & Mike:wave:
Fine and sunny in this area this morning.

[Lady Bump]

So.. Those new zealander are out to wipe us out are they:3rofl3::3rofl3: was off to the dr's early but dont think Ill waste my money.. Ill wait till I see if I survive first:3rofl3: we'll get free medical aid then wont we .. if it hits

[Blanche]

So.. Those new zealander are out to wipe us out are they:3rofl3::3rofl3: was off to the dr's early but dont think Ill waste my money.. Ill wait till I see if I survive first:3rofl3: we'll get free medical aid then wont we .. if it hits
Can arrive by boat to the appt anyway:3rofl3: Would be a bit lively on the "Queen" if it whooshed thru:3rofl3: Funny how I heard that report and no one else seems to have....perhaps it was Qld news having a joke:grin:
Morning Lester...got the factor 15 on I hope

[Lady Bump]

Think you had one wine too many and dreamt it .. is more the scenario Olsen. :D The 'Queens' loyal subjects would look after her anyway.
Catch up later in the day:wavey:

[Blanche]

Think you had one wine too many and dreamt it .. is more the scenario Olsen. :D The 'Queens' loyal subjects would look after her anyway.
Catch up later in the day:wavey:
Only had 5...not quite enough to conjure up a tsunami:3rofl3: OK, just keep your eye on the surf while you are drivin':grin:
Best move it here as well , CYA peoples:wave:

[Sue@Home]

Morning Ol, Les and Julie, you better head for the hills Julie, no time to waste playing the games, Quick run as fast as you can, I wouldn't like to see you get your toes wet.:16wink:

[Michael@ton]

Might be a spot of shopping here today...just have to find where Viking has hidden his wallet:14clap: Hope everyone kicks off a great October:wave:

OL, I wouldn't have thought it, but then again as they old saying goes, Whatever the Cleaner finds is Theirs. :3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:, Good luck dealing with that Welsh Coscience of yours OL, No really that should be right unless he's onto it already, bit hard for you to be up in front of me Julie (I had an all-nighter, but must say I did drift off now and then), even though I did as you said and threw that Old Calendar out, no wonder I was getting Days and Dates mixed up, it was an Olympic Calendar and I don't mean from Sydney, 2000, (from Melbourne 1956), but I had to fight Mum for it she was cheaping it in case we ran out of paper for the :toliot1::toliot1:, besides it had cost her threepence, so I thought as I was told the day before yesterday , being one day last week, I think, I was doing all a favour and that O'ld rumour actually reached NSW, didn't want to say anything as I'm not an Alarmist and knew that you all lived far enough inland to escape Major Damage, :cheers:.

[Lizziemaloo]

Goodmorning Peoples:wavey:.......They mentioned it on the ABC early this morning Julie.......it originated from NZ ...and water movement changed around St Helens here in Tassie on the east coast.... and in the Derwent River here in Hobart ....but alert was lifted 10pm last nite it said thankfully:hurray:.....bit of a surprise I have to say......think also some where I heard it yesterday......but gosh....there there was no panic buttons pushed anywhere.....wonder if it was a one off situation or what:cheers:

[Lady Bump]

Water rising was caused by everyone flushing their loos Joan:3rofl3:Knew youd wash up this way and warn me anyway:thumb: being at sea level here Ive often thought of the water gushing through the block at the back of me on king tides:hyper:...off out the door now:wave:

[Bugs]

Have a lovely day folks I'm out the door as well
Cya this arvo

[Ewok]

Morning All :wavey:
a quick fly by for me as well
Georgous day here..so should be out mowing or something...got to make place spiffy since we will have visitors this week. ;)
Again thanks for your kinds words yesterday :kissing:
Jill

[Lady Bump]

Think Ill snuggle in the recliner for the day its hailing here.. could get brain damage out there at present if clobbered by one:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Blanche]

Wokkie, Bumpy, Joan:wavey:
See bumpy,,,knew there was some vino left in the cask last night:3rofl3:Reckon Loppy was trying to tell you to stop bugging her about your quilt order:3rofl3::3rofl3:
Reckon you've been out in the hail before today:3rofl3:
Hope you are fine Wokkie:kissing:

[Bugs]

Morning Jill :w7:

[Blanche]

You are snoring in the recliner, aint ya?:3rofl3: I'm off shopping:D:wavey:

[Lady Bump]

Not been talking to loppy you been sniffin that cork already olsen:3rofl3:

[Blanche]

Morning Jill :w7:
Not arvo yet Lester...your watch is cactus:3rofl3:

[Blanche]

Not been talking to loppy you been sniffin that cork already olsen:3rofl3:
Pulling, not sniffing:3rofl3: Supposed to be looking at nursing homes for Senior Viking...that's worth a snifter or two;)

[Blanche]

I'm off again...looking for a father /son package...Dad's not the only member of the family that puts his undies on backwards:3rofl3: CYA:wavey:

[Lady Bump]

yep cya I got caught up with a phone call.. hide your undies we know hes been trying on yours so none of those backwards excuses:3rofl3:

[Blanche]

Told him the lace doesn't go over the clacker:3rofl3: Gawd, one doesn't know, the other doesn't care...what can you do:3rofl3: :wavey:

[Ewok]

Sounds interesting Olsen :w7:
Now I am mentally scared...I will have vision of the Viking with his helmet and frilly knickers pedalling down the street. You and the cowboy boots kicking him out. :3rofl3::3rofl3:
Years of therapy to get rid of that image I tell you :MISSIN~18

[Blanche]

Sounds interesting Olsen :w7:
Now I am mentally scared...I will have vision of the Viking with his helmet and frilly knickers pedalling down the street. You and the cowboy boots kicking him out. :3rofl3::3rofl3:
Years of therapy to get rid of that image I tell you :MISSIN~18
Be afraid when he finds the purple jobs Wokkie:3rofl3: Not getting very far here....hope the boots don't have to fly south:1p
I'll go buy a lettuce instead...that should solve everything:3rofl3::wave:

[Lizziemaloo]

Told him the lace doesn't go over the clacker:3rofl3: Gawd, one doesn't know, the other doesn't care...what can you do:3rofl3: :wavey:
:8Funny_po:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:That is so funny Ol :3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Told him the lace doesn't go over the clacker:3rofl3: Gawd, one doesn't know, the other doesn't care...what can you do:3rofl3: :wavey:
Easy solution Ol buy the frillies without a lace insert.. didnt know the viking was a cross dresser:shh: but hell no secret now... the world knows:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Bugs]

Arvo lovely ladies:kissing:

[Lady Bump]

Not doing much are ya lester:3rofl3:

[Bugs]

Just about to go swimmin ' Julie :dance::dance:

[Lady Bump]

:3rofl3::3rofl3:hope june put warm water in the bath:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Sue@Home]

Arvo all guests just left now for lunch, then a drive into town, then a drive to visit mum, then back to my games.:15cool:

[Lady Bump]

Going to spend the money already Sue :3rofl3:
Just Googled .. lester your speedo toggles need poking in:3rofl3:

[Sue@Home]

Going to spend the money already Sue :3rofl3:
Just Googled .. lester your speedo toggles need poking in:3rofl3:
No have to pay a bill, Julie.

[Patrick]

afternoon all, pouring rain here, been raining for 72hours have had 56mm of rain in that time. thet water level rose a bit here but not enough to worry about. I think the rain will do more damage than that earthquake.

hope every one is having a good day on this very wet monday.

kathryn

[Lady Bump]

Leave the bill for another day and spend up.. youll only have the collectors after you:3rofl3: Pretty wild up here at present too kathryn but hey cant expect anything else .. its agri show month:3rofl3:

[Patrick]

Haven't had the wind yet, but only have 10minutes of sun then 1 hour of rain. I agree it is show month and this is show weather, just wish the rain would stay away for a while so I can get some washing done.

kathryn

[Lady Bump]

Hide it :3rofl3::3rofl3: cant put the g strings on the line here gawd knows where they would end up:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Kaye]

Afternoon everyone on this my day off :hyper:

Beginning to think you should have moved up Lester's way Kathryn, the rain seems to follow you around.

What you up to today Julie?:laugh:

[Lady Bump]

If I told you kaye id have to gag and tie you up:3rofl3: lets just say something bigs happening :hyper:

[Patrick]

I don't think the rain follows me, just happens to be a bad month that all I hope. Cant hide the washing as we would have nothing left to wear, so have to do it.

Whats the weather like up your way kaye.

Kathryn

[Kaye]

Yes please Julie :laughing::laughing:

Very windy here at the moment Kathryn, with the occasional spots of rain.

[Lady Bump]

Thought you were too busy pinching the neighbourhoods flowers to answer:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Kaye]

Don't hang round for them to catch me Julie :3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Noticed that:3rofl3::3rofl3: see youve been snoozing on the job.. hope they dock your pay:3rofl3:

[Kaye]

Don't think 15 mins. counts:laughing:

[Lady Bump]

Extended tea break I presume:3rofl3::3rofl3: would have been a winner for funniest home videos I reckon:3rofl3:

[Kaye]

We don't have official breaks in this job but we take what we can get :laughing:

[Lady Bump]

And you outdid yourself on yours:3rofl3::3rofl3: Im sitting here watching a Merle Haggard dvd hes not bad for an old timer:laughing:

[Kaye]

Watching All Saints here even if it is a rerun

[Lady Bump]

:3rofl3:Not seen di around either of late wondering if shes crook:3rofl3: she was down last week so she may have picked up my purebreds:3rofl3:

[Kaye]

Wasn't she going away soon? All this talk about sleeping has made me feel tired, I'll catch you later, off for a nanna's.:laughing:

[Lady Bump]

Not This week though I dont think.. yep cya later I have to choof off to an appointment soon so Id better put some lippy on:laughing:

[Bugs]

Evening folk :wave::wave::wave:

[Lady Bump]

So did a shark take a steak from your behind today lester:)

[Bugs]

Nope :lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

would have made an interesting conversation though dont you think:3rofl3:

[Bugs]

I suppose so

[Lady Bump]

We would have expected photos too and I dont mean of the shark:14hah::butthead:

[Bugs]

You've got to be joking:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Id fly up personally:D

[Bugs]

I'll bet you would:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Nurse Bumpy will travel.. id even put the stitches in for you.. just a pity its only fantasy tonight:lmaoblue: nearly talked myself into the job:3rofl3:

[Bugs]

You're so very kind NOT:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Cant see anyone else volunteering for the job.. you should be thankfull I was at least offering... wont go out of my way again though:10___butt

[Bugs]

Only me and you in the lounge:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

The thought of your bare:butthead: scared everyone off thats why:3rofl3::3rofl3: Plus no one wanted to see me inflict pain with my darning needle:14clap:

[Bugs]

Have heard about your darning deeds:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Dont worry Id have bought my number 12 gumboot too:lmaoblue:

[Bugs]

Gee what big feet you have :lmaoblue::lmaoblue:

[Lady Bump]

your lucky arent you.. your head wont be squished while I operate:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Bugs]

I don't think so:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Would be another good photo for the gallery dont you think:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Bugs]

For sure for sure:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Might have had to rename you chubby cheeks though:3rofl3::3rofl3:

Well lester its been nice talking rot with you.. but we're holding back others or Ive frightened them .. or it may have been the mental picture of you head first in the gumboot that did it.. so im off to watch tele from the recliner for a while.. cya tomorrow:wavey:

[Bugs]

Been great chatting to you as well Julie Cya tomorrow