Big Mouth Buffoon From Burnie Belts Out 96000

[Macoz]

Early today, the camel toe mouth from the south belted out her
96000th post. Certainly one to eat lots of fibre to stop any
Blockages, the Bumpy one rarely slows down with a posting
regimen that has been surpassed by no other resident in the Pokie
Magic Kingdom. With 96000 little piles of doodoo on the lawn of
the pokie magic ponderosa of Big A, someone better create a vege
patch to clear the stench from all this sh*t.

Edina Scissorhands as she is known to some, scans and probes every crack
and crevice for posts of the disadvantaged kind.....Snip snip this hairdresser
of the posting famous goes culling and chopping where fools rush in. This angel
of commonsense treads the tightrope of tentative termination .

As she looks forward to the V8’s on the mountain tomorrow the Bumpy one could
at any moment become a grandma to another lovely little two headed... well ...
possibly one big headed infant of the Taswegian variety. The thought of this 85 year
being this much older than the grandchild is quite frightening really....Hope the
little one doesn’t reach out and grab one of her t*tties after she has ben sitting on them
all morning.....Might starve to death or inhale cobwebs....either way ...nasty !

Well done Bumpy on your number 96er !

:hurray::hurray::hurray::hurray::14clap:

[Lady Bump]

Ive been slower for weeks macoz:3rofl3: youve been hiding under a cabbage again:3rofl3: yep Ive been busy.. but did take this arvo off to watch the races.. and youll know where to find me tomorrow:auto:

[Macoz]

Yeah...sniffing petrol fumes no doubt

and you are a smoker...watch you don't blow yourself to bits

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Ill only splatter once:3rofl3::3rofl3: I was co pilot all afternoon.. Im a bit race worn at present:3rofl3:

[Sue]

Well done Julie...:kissing:

[Macoz]

Ill only splatter once:3rofl3::3rofl3: I was co pilot all afternoon.. Im a bit race worn at present:3rofl3:

Does that make you a race hag ?

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

dont think thats what they are called Im more a flag waver in tight cappa shorts:3rofl3::3rofl3: grid Girl is what they are called:laughing: Thanks sue . nearly got past didnt I:grin:

[Macoz]

dont think thats what they are called Im more a flag waver in tight cappa shorts:3rofl3::3rofl3: grid Girl is what they are called:laughing: Thanks sue . nearly got past didnt I:grin:

I am think race groupie actually....saw one on the news up here recently.....a tragic mid life crisis, :butthead: hanging out of skimpy short type ...would drive anyone to crashing cars

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Sue@Home]

:12cheer:CONGRATULATIONS JULIE:12cheer:
96000 posts
:14clap::14clap::14clap::14clap::14clap::14clap:
getting close now
:12cheer::12cheer::12cheer:
:thumb:

:kissing:

[Lady Bump]

Ive a small job to do later Cant have a blue avatar up there tomorrow so Ill have to do a quick paint job:3rofl3::3rofl3:
Thanks Suem still years away:3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Ive a small job to do later Cant have a blue avatar up there tomorrow so Ill have to do a quick paint job:3rofl3::3rofl3:

Yes...we don't want to have to call you a Blue Ford Furball

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Not a hope of that youve got the right colour on ready anyway:14clap:

[Macoz]

Bumpy your current avatar looks like an old f*rts hairy :butthead:

Blue rinse set

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Youre in danger macoz...Got my running boots on too so you be carefull I dont pucker up:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

You already look constipated

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Only wind:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Forest Dweller]

:14clap::14clap::14clap:Knew you wouldn't let us down Macoz....

Congrats old girl... can't imagine these pages without you!
:cheers:

[Lady Bump]

hes slipping though Sassy I slipped one in and he missed it:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Forest Dweller]

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3: He turned up though, I was worried...

[Lady Bump]

I wasnt:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

I only intend to do this until the bigmouth reaches 100k...Then I will delegate the duties to someone else.

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Ill zip through the posts now then:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Not when you find out who I am going to delegate to

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Wont have to worry cause I reckon thats the day Xena will blow a fuse:3rofl3::3rofl3: She'll have more than a hot flush:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

Wont have to worry cause I reckon thats the day Xena will blow a fuse:3rofl3::3rofl3: She'll have more than a hot flush:3rofl3::3rofl3:

Well you will be able to guide her through dealing with those.

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Not asked me for advice yet. but sure I could steer her in the right direction:3rofl3: Truth be known shes not game:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

No thats right....talking to a hormonal Bumpy is not Xena's idea of having fun

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

She'd have more ups than downs I can assure you of that:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

She'd have more ups than downs I can assure you of that:3rofl3::3rofl3:

Yep...up and down like a hookers knickers

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

You said that ... youll get zapped now:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lizziemaloo]

:hurray::hurray::hurray::hurray:GOOD ON YOU JULIE:hurray::hurray::hurray::hurray:
:hurray::hurray::hurray:ANOTHER FANTASTIC MILESTONE:hurray::hurray::hurray:
:hurray::hurray::hurray:96,000 OF THEM:hurray::hurray::hurray:
AND

:hurray::hurray::hurray:HEAPS OF GIGGLES THERE PAUL:hurray::hurray::hurray:

[Lady Bump]

No need to rub it in Joan:3rofl3::3rofl3:
Gotta toddle off again now for a while.. cya a bit later.

[Jarmodi]

congratulations bumps


great effort

96000 great posts

keep them coming

:cheers:

[Peter Vic]

Great effort Julie - despite the warm reception that Macoz has posted, "most" of your posts make for enjoyable reading......!

Cheers, Peter....

[Kaye]

:12cheer:Congratulations:12cheer:
:12cheer:#1 Muscateer:12cheer:
:12cheer:96,000 posts:12cheer:
what a magnificent achievement
and wonderful entertainment
you provide to all in PM Land.
:!biere::!ban_danc:party2::!ban_danc:!biere:
knew you would do it while I was out
:lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue::lmaoblue:
Paul, that was a corker, now the mascara is running
I look more like Alice Cooper
:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:


If I see a big atomic explosion coming from the West tomorrow
I'll know what's happened.:hahaha::hahaha:

[Forest Dweller]

I only intend to do this until the bigmouth reaches 100k...Then I will delegate the duties to someone else.

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:


Not when you find out who I am going to delegate to

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

You wouldn't dare...not even you could be that mean... :jab:

[Lady Bump]

Thought youd have realised by now sassy hes not all peaches and cream:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Michael@ton]

Congratulations Julie, :thumb:.

[Blanche]

CONGRATS ON 96000 BIGGIES, BUMPY:12cheer::12cheer::dance::dance::hurray::hurr ay: Only 4 more reports of your secrets and bodily functions and you can relax:3rofl3::3rofl3:
ONYA Mozzie...you've done it again:14clap::14clap::14clap:

[Lady Bump]

Relax..... Never:laughing:

[Fuchsia]

WELL DONE BUMPS ON 96,000 POSTS, PARTY TIME SOON.:3rofl3:


:party2::party2::party2::party2:
:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Lady Bump]

Ta Cheree:smirk: Wonder whos gonna spring for the cordial:laughing: Ill slow down so HE can save his penny's:3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Macoz]

You wouldn't dare...not even you could be that mean... :jab:

Wanna bet ?

:w7:

:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3:

[Lady Bump]

Some of us know better than to dare you macoz:hahaha:

[Macoz]

A dare is a dare Bumpy

All's fair

:w7:

[Lady Bump]

Sassy is confused and wrote that wrong... Ignore her comment:3rofl3:

[Dianne W Qld]

:12cheer::12cheer: Congrats Julie on such a fantastic achievement....

[Lady Bump]

Youre just saying that cause you dont have a gun:3rofl3::3rofl3::3rofl3: