Death Test !!

[Saniqua45]

try this and post your results so we can all say our goodbyes.

Death Test !!

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 29, 2003
at the age of 48 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Overdose (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 29, 2003, as you slip silently into the night. /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

[Spyone1 (Greg)]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 15, 2031
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Suicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

[Macoz]

Looks like I am departing on

September 19, 2036
at the age of 73 years old.

Well I might not be ready then so they will just have to touch base with me around that time to discuss options !

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[Buttonpusher]

Well its been nice knowing you all /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/5Thud.gif

March 14, 2004
at the age of 46 years old.

[Macoz]

Tanya

That must be the longest time you have ever been given.

Always look on the bright side of life !
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[Sue]

That is just awful, what a horrible thing for someone even to make....

I wouldnt even visit it.... /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/11biteme.gif

[Buttonpusher]

Not wrong there Paul I was expecting a note back saying Ummm your already dead /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3rofl3.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3rofl3.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3rofl3.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3rofl3.gif

[Macoz]

I went to another once that uses your birthdate and it told me I had been murdered years earlier (can't remember the name of the site). /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hairaiser.gif

I still wonder about that one !
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[Buttonpusher]

Maybe it was just that it knew how many people wanted you murdered /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Macoz]

We are in the open forums so I will tame down my response...

They will just have to stand in the queue !

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[Buttonpusher]

I see Peter has been pencilled in to kick the tin before me /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel2.gif

[Macoz]

For once in my life I am tending to agree with Sue....
we shouldn't even visit these sites !
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[Buttonpusher]

Well we don't have long to wait to see how acurate they are with me /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Macoz]

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Naughty lady !
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[Buttonpusher]

Now what did I do /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shrug.gif

[Macoz]

Joking about something so horrible ! /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Voodoo Nanny]

/webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/15GDAY.giftania how are you i think you got /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/5smackbottom.gif for saying good bye not nice to think like that we would all miss you well i would anyway /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3bighug.gif

[Buttonpusher]

Hi Mary I didn't say bye I just said we will see how accurate they are.

Paul death is not horrible you just have to put it in the proper perspective
It is very sad for those left behind but quite often it is a blessing for the one that goes would you wish someone to suffer because you don't want them to go or would you be prepared to let them go with dignity and knowing that you loved them enough to let them go in their time not yours.

[Macoz]

Fair enough Tanya
You deal with this stuff much better than me.
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[Buttonpusher]

I just get more practice Paul thats all. As you know from earlier this week I still grieve badly too /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif /webboard/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif

[Annsheree]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 19, 2030
at the age of 52 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Homicide (26%)
Cancer (23%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (7%)
Heart Attack (5%)

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[Dionss]

greg i did the test and got exactly the same result as you

[Spyone1 (Greg)]

we wouldn't happen to share a birthday, would we??

25 March

[Dionss]

20 June